Jake Symbol · Jun 16, 2021 · 5:19 AM UTC

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Jake Symbol@JakeSymbol16 Jun 2021

Update on my trial. Thank you to all my fans for your love and support

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Jake Symbol · Oct 26, 2026 · 2:55 AM UTC

Jake Symbol@JakeSymbol22h

You alright? That was quite the epic fail back there

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Blake Liveleak · Oct 23, 2026 · 1:21 PM UTC

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Blake Liveleak@bobo_circusOct 23

I know we're all shaken by the H3H3 news. But for one second, can we just imagine the bliss of receiving Ethan Klein's seed? The feeling of warmth filling your body as he dribbles an army of potential children into you, sweat dripping from his nose as he grunts like a wild boar?

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Jake Symbol · Oct 18, 2026 · 4:23 AM UTC

Jake Symbol@JakeSymbolOct 18

I just told my 4-year-old that Silent Hill f takes place in the rural village of Ebisugaoka, Japan rather than the resort town of Silent Hill, Maine and she said “Owaku Hiroyuki said in the Book of Lost Memories that the power that absorbs and reflects the darkness in people’s he

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Jake Symbol · Oct 13, 2026 · 3:44 AM UTC

Jake Symbol@JakeSymbolOct 13

It makes me really look down on humanity that there keeps being new adaptations of Carrie. Three adaptations of Carrie following De Palma’s and they have all been cornier in every way. I would be ashamed to try to adapt this scene again. It was done. The end

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Jake Symbol · Oct 13, 2026 · 3:48 AM UTC

Jake Symbol@JakeSymbolOct 13

Every other attempt at this prom scene has done nothing better whatsoever. Nothing at all. They’ve added nothing but the visual language of action movies. Oh, she’s doing telekinesis with her hands! She’s hovering! But why? The director doesn’t know or care

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Jake Symbol · Oct 8, 2026 · 1:06 AM UTC

Jake Symbol@JakeSymbolOct 8

It is if you got a pussy like mine 👄

diane arbys@milfmaladjustedOct 6

unpopular opinion: buying groceries is NOT cheaper than eating out for a single person.

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Jake Symbol · Oct 6, 2026 · 4:08 AM UTC

Jake Symbol@JakeSymbolOct 6

If someone visited New York as a tourist like what would they even do. There’s nowhere to sit down

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Jake Symbol · Sep 30, 2026 · 3:05 AM UTC

Jake Symbol@JakeSymbolSep 30

Sorry for the ruckus. I thought I heard someone say “woke 1” in here

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Jake Symbol · Sep 23, 2026 · 12:17 AM UTC

Jake Symbol@JakeSymbolSep 23

Playing Silent Hill Townfall

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Jake Symbol · Sep 23, 2026 · 4:40 AM UTC

Jake Symbol@JakeSymbolSep 23

This game is lit btw

Jake Symbol · Sep 22, 2026 · 2:58 AM UTC

Jake Symbol@JakeSymbolSep 22

#PREGGERforCREGGER

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Mary Loves ⚢ (N° 1 Samarie Stan) · Sep 21, 2026 · 12:01 PM UTC

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Mary Loves ⚢ (N° 1 Samarie Stan)@MaryHatesTwtSep 21

Tried playing with my butthole today and I just COULDN'T. - Controls are unresponsive - Graphics are outdated - Gameplay loop is unrewarding - Combat is repetitive - UI is unintuitive - Too short Needs a remake, ASAP.

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Jake Symbol · Sep 20, 2026 · 12:08 AM UTC

Jake Symbol@JakeSymbolSep 20

Someone at this wedding just absolutely had his way with the toilet then didn’t wash his hands. I’m a Christian so I didn’t look at him or speak

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Jake Symbol · Sep 18, 2026 · 5:08 PM UTC

Jake Symbol@JakeSymbolSep 18

“It may be the best masterpiece.” Socialist Silent Hill

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Jake Symbol · Sep 18, 2026 · 4:49 AM UTC

Jake Symbol@JakeSymbolSep 18

You lowkey must do everything the Reverend Mother tells you

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Jake Symbol · Sep 15, 2026 · 6:40 PM UTC

Jake Symbol@JakeSymbolSep 15

Ed Sheeran is obsessed with album sales and competing to be the most famous male pop star in the world. He’ll shear off any part of his humanity it takes to be that. Seems like a miserable and vacuous thing to win at

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