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Jake

@JakeTopRope

I don't want people to think I'm funny. I want people to think I'm not funny and be wrong.

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Joined October 2013
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@TMZJan 20
William Shatner is photographed eating a bowl of cereal in his car at a stop light. tmz.me/mCMBNO4
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One could read this as a "are we the baddies?" Moment for Steven, but nah he's just still TQing
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If Better Call Saul is really set in 2004, how come no one is ever talking about Homestar Runner?
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Jimmy and Kim are just not in the right demo. Those A/V kids though. They should know.
Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) profile pictureKen Jennings
@KenJennings1 May 2022
If Better Call Saul is really set in 2004, how come no one is ever talking about Homestar Runner?
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once producers see the ratings next year's Oscars will be 2 hours of celebrity boxing
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mfers be like “joe biden” this and “joe rogan” that. bitch the only joe I’m thinkin about is JOE MAMA and I’m wondering how she raised such a big NERD
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It’s a great day to stop the cycle of passing down demented narratives of a colonial cartoon potluck to the next generation.
MEANS TV (@means_tv) profile pictureMEANS TV@means_tv25 Nov 2021
Thanksgiving is a cover story for genocide
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Howie Mandel: Thanks for being here. Me: Thanks! I'm excited! Howie: Where are you from? Me: I grew up in Ohio, but I live in Los Angeles now. Howie: And what's your talent? Me: Turning a small cut in my mouth into a giant, gaping open wound by not leaving it alone
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Everyone running to Twitter to check that what happened to WhatsApp, Instagram and Facebook😂 #serverdown
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Fucking around? In a find out economy???
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Ruby Soho.
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That piece of **** is still hanging around?! Get him!
Unconventional Pineapple (Chet Lives) (@GGreenII) profile pictureUnconventional Pineapple (Chet Lives)@GGreenII30 Aug 2021
Ran into #armus at work today…don’t worry @TheDeniseCrosby I avenged you #startrektng #tng #startrek #tashayar
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This is the delta variant of the Imagine video
Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) profile pictureFilm Updates
@FilmUpdates28 Aug 2021
James Corden, Camila Cabello, Billy Porter and Idina Menzel stopped traffic in LA for a flash mob with a cover of Jennifer Lopez’s “Let’s Get Loud” to promote #CinderellaMovie
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“Hello, Peter.” – at Florida, USA
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Ha ha the new SUPERMAN vs LOBO has “anti-saver” idiots who are AGAINST Superman helping them.
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Shoutout to @jaketoprope for making me a multipass vaccine card holder. Yeah, multipass. He knows it’s a multipass.
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SMILE TILL YOU PUKE! THEN LAUGH IT OFF! WHY NOT!? YOURE ALIVE ARENT YOU!?
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Me, at the end of a campaign asking the DM about all the plot hooks we missed:
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fuck i just got the Delta* variant** even tho i'm vaccinated *Disney **bundle
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Terry Funk and the Insane Clown Posse is the one story I always go back to when it comes to wrestling autobiographies.
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