Jake Touzel (@JakeTouzel) profile picture
Vancouver
Joined March 2009
Had a dream where I opened a swimming pool for cats. Business was not good
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Got my knives sharpened yesterday, cut my finger while slicing mushrooms today. Why must I pay in blood for an ingredient I don’t even like?
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close the patullo. now make a truck driver hit the median on the alex fraser.
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Why does Guy Fieri look like he’s running for leader of the NDP?
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it's such a shame that the masters of the universe movie is gonna bomb
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The future is bright. Say hello to MCU reboot Howard the Duck
Dacre Montgomery says he’s open to joining an #MCU project, but only with the right director. "I would be interested in doing anything depending on the director." (Source: thedirect.com/article/strang…)
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we really got morning radio show hosts talking about shooting americans before gta6
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idk who needs to hear this but high beams do not help with fog
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i've seen the video. i've watched it from every angle. the only logical conclusion I can come to is that michael rappaport should have gone home night 1.
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if I only could, I’d drink a beer with god
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ethan slater is way too cool of a name for ethan slater to have
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politicians wearing hard hats should be considered stolen valour
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David Eby is the Hannah Berner of Canadian premiers
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Sabrina Carpenter just started Halloween on August 28th
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bittersweet symphony should be a top contender for worst song
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Can we please put our elbows down so I can buy Pink Whitney at the BCL again
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dear @bcplace please open the roof today, sincerely everybody
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leave it to PRESIDENT to release the best three days grace song of 2025
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my neighbour learned the hard way that they shouldn't auto-invite people to their spotify jam
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