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@JamesGates01
 Wichita, KS
Joined April 2009
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More #MorningThrows. Having #BuddhasRevenge down is so satisfying. #Yoyo #music @yoyofactory @kittystringyoyo
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Replying to @LateNightSeth
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(I won’t lie, I @‘ed John Oliver first. I do watch you more though, because you’re on more often. I’m gonna shut up now.)
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Monday night, watched Jodorowsky’s THE HOLY MOUNTAIN (ABKCO Films, 1973). Tuesday night, watched episode 2 of MILF MANOR (TLC Channel, 2023). The flavors of confused shock illicted were distinct, yet astonishingly close. #daysoff
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Hey @FakeNickCarter, I forgot to tell you about the sweet chair action figure I found
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Didn’t think this would ever come up, but now seems a good time to tell everyone about how in my head I change the lyrics to “Running Up That Hill” to be about the 1997 action film FACE/OFF #ShamelessKateBushBandwagonPost
I’ve been listening to people say “I’ve been listening to Kate Bush since before it was cool” since before it was cool. #InternationalKateBushAppreciationMonth
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The worst part of every TikTok is the 3-5 secs of nothing time while the person waits for the two lines of the song they’re lip-syncing to cue up
Was thinking earlier—I have no idea what I taste like. Can barely imagine. I probably taste like a Jim Jarmusch film #morningmusings
It’s Cape Week here at Stately Gates Manor. Sleeves is into it, but Miss Fiore is not sold on the idea #mistersleeves #FrancescaFiore #superkitties
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I still can’t believe it. In just a couple hours, T.J. Hooker will be in space
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Ideally, they’d let him do that move where he pulls his gun as he slides over the hood of the rocket, but the Blue Origin c—khead design probably messes that up
Has anyone used the phrase “Arrakis practice” yet? #wichita #water #boiladvisory #stillthinkingaboutDUNE
Replying to @JoseCanseco
Whatever you do, do not go to Lost World’s Myth and Magic in Las Vegas. They have a mask policy: will not let people in if you don't have a mask! You cannot purchase a mask here, they have no mask for you, but when you walk right through the door, no one's wearing a mask!
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People who watch football 8 months a year, and talk about it for the other four: “OMG the #Olympics are SOOOOOOO LOOOONNNNG”
Longest day of the year, forecasted high of 78. I support this decision by Mother Nature.
My lawn guy has been belting out Ric Flair style “WHOOOO!!”s for the last 30 mins or so. Started about 2-3 mins apart, but interval has been steadily shrinking, around 10 secs now. Trying to balance amusement with concern, but amusement is definitely winning #tuesday #MorningAll
Dated, but with spring blooming and the People out People-ing, it feels renewed.
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“First they cancelled BLANK, and now they’re going after BLANK! Who’s next? What’s next?!?” Probably some more racist and sexist s#!t. There’s plenty more to go around. (White people are some goddamn babies, I swear.) #cancelculture #STFU
That one was like a Brookstone massage chair #earthquake #rumpshaka
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SOMEBODY START WORKING ON THE DEMOCRATIC “FIGHT” REMIX NOW
See, it’s still America guys. The President was just the opening act for Garth Brooks #Inauguration
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