Comedian. Mr @AlwaysBeComedy. The John Bishop Show. Harry Hill's Clubnite. EastEnders. #cpfc β€οΈπŸ’™ 'Work': [email protected]

London via Leeds
Joined January 2011
"Crystal Palace" #CPFC
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Chelsea! Thursday 5 November. Sarah Keyworth, Iain Stirling, Jamie D'Souza. Always Be Comedy at The Trafalgar in Chelsea. 8pm start. Β£15. Tickets: alwaysbecomedy.com/event-det… πŸ©·πŸ’› – at London, England
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Manifesting / praying / prepared to write a begging letter for the return of Dougie Freedman to Crystal Palace. #CPFC β€οΈπŸ’™
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"Going from Dougie Freedman to Matt Hobbs" should be used in every day vernacular. "You went from Tom Ford Ombre Leather aftershave to dabbing dog urine on your neck? Why, that's like going from Dougie Freedman to Ma..." #CPFC
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As pro Sage as I am... If he did have these two games to save his job: - A game we should have won and didn't - A game that probably summed up the whole thing. Promised bits in patches, but ultimately bad at the back and toothless in midfield (we want our Wharton back!) #CPFC
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Wonder what time our lads start the second half? #CPFC β€οΈπŸ’™
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Birthday wishes to Jefferson Lerma today πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΄πŸ₯°
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TUESDAY! A work in progress with the great Ivo Graham. 8pm. Always Be Comedy at The Tommyfield in Kennington πŸ©·πŸ’› Ticket link in bio 🎫🎟️ – at Lambeth, London
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Just FOUR Chelsea shows left this year! Thursdays until 19 November, including these dudes pictured. 8pm start. New-look Chelsea site to boot: alwaysbecomedy.com/chelsea πŸ©·πŸ’›
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The new ticketing site looks so good that it's borderline filth. Kudos to Always Be Comedy's very own Laura Tait for doing - frankly - the Lord's work this past few days: alwaysbecomedy.com/tickets πŸ©·πŸ’›
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We are hosting TWO Iain Stirling (@IainDoesJokes) work in progress shows: Tuesday 3 and Wednesday 4 November. Just Β£10. Always Be Comedy at The Tommyfield, Kennington. 8pm start. Tickets: alwaysbecomedy.com/tickets πŸ©·πŸ’›
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James Gill retweeted
Glasner still thinking about that Palace glory. #CPFC #nffc
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On the Always Be Palace podcast, we wonder what would happen if Mark Steel was to meet his idol: Crystal Palace and England goalkeeper Dean Henderson... #CPFC
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Just how bad was the Brighton defeat? Think of your worst nightmare. And then make it much worse. Episode 11 of the Always Be Palace podcast - with hosts Mark Steel and James Gill - is out now #CPFC
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New episode of the Always Be Palace podcast is out now. And the episode title is very simple following yesterday's shenanigans: "oh dear..." Available everywhere you get podcasts. We also go through the five runners & riders for next manager (although we're pro Sage!) #CPFC β€οΈπŸ’™
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"Going from Dougie Freedman to Matt Hobbs" should be used in every day vernacular. "You went from Tom Ford Ombre Leather aftershave to dabbing dog urine on your neck? Why, that's like going from Dougie Freedman to Ma..." #CPFC
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Have to imagine that Sarr set fire to the French flag before telling Sage that Allo Allo was as a bit crap. No other explanation for him not getting on #CPFC β€οΈπŸ’™
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Come on, Palace. Just five consolation goals. That's all we ask #CPFC β€οΈπŸ’™
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So do Brighton get awarded their "Best Run Club" trophy after this match? Or before their next one? Either way, congratulations! #CPFC β€οΈπŸ’™ πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†
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Keep Sage. Genuinely. But back the guy with at least one (ideally two) proper CB in the next window #CPFC β€οΈπŸ’™
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"... And then Lord Jefferson Lerma came off the bench to make it 4-3 to Palace" #CPFC β€οΈπŸ’™
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