For a lad who isn’t really arsed about sport, I get far too into the Olympics. Absolutely love it👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Wore a proper shirt for work for the first time in about a year this morning... it’s looser than pre lockdown and I’m buzzing. Maybe eating shit for a year is good for being less chubby 🐷👌🏻😂
The annual pre-birthday “how do you still not have your shit together James you’re nearly (insert age here) ffs” is kicking in. 26 in a couple of weeks and could not be further from being remotely “sorted” 😂😂😂
You know it’s been a heavy weekend when you have to dip into the savings 5 days after payday... 😭😂
September is gonna be a loooooong month 😂
There is no greater feeling than turning your Out of Office on and seeing emails come through as you turn your laptop off👌🏻
I really wanna go home and do lockdown with the fam rather than sitting in my flat by myself, but I’m not willing to give up takeaway deliveries so I’m staying in Newcastle 🐷🐷🐷
Why have 2 of my “friends” nominated me to run 5k?
Pre-warning to everyone, there’s gonna be an earthquake in the next few days.
It’ll come from the end of my street when I’ve only managed 100m and kessed out on the pavement 🤦🏼♂️😂
Weekly department Skype drinks involved bingo this time. I won a free half day holiday and was drunk by 5.30pm again. Lockdown ain’t all bad.