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Joined August 2014
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Sense of euphoria today. 12 months to the day since diagnosed with a nasty bundle of cancer. But 3 ops and some brilliant NHS care later, I’m clear, healthy and loving life more than ever. The message is please, please check out any symptoms as soon as you can. @CR_UK
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Jon Wilkin ignoring the Castleford groundsman across the pitch when he’s presenting tomorrow night
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Sven-Goran Eriksson has said his final emotional goodbye and how he wants people to remember him. 😔😓 “I had a good life. I think we are all scared of the day when we die, but life is about death as well. You have to learn to accept it for what it is. Hopefully at the end people will say, yeah, he was a good man, but everyone will not say that. “I hope you will remember me as a positive guy trying to do everything he could do. Don’t be sorry, smile. Thank you for everything, coaches, players, the crowds, it’s been fantastic. Take care of yourself and take care of your life. And live it. Bye.”🙏🏽
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Are we sure this happened? We know how professional Mick is. @TheRFL are on their way @TheGameCaller
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🟡🟢 | ALL OVER! We go out of the @EmiratesFACup after a 2-goal half for the hosts. The Yellows had taken the lead thanks to Taylor Bowen on his full debut, but it wasn't to be, as the host took full control in the second-half. We go again on Saturday back at the @Apec_Taxis Stadium at home against @htfc in the NPL West.
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Chelsea paid £20m to loan Joao Felix and he flopped. He then went to Barcelona on loan and he flopped again. So, Chelsea decided to sign him for £60m on 300k a week for 7 years. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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The Joao Felix loan fee was £9.69m, or 11m Euros. The total fee for Joao Felix could be up to £46m with add ons included. skysports.com/football/news/…)%20loan%20fee%20plus%20wages. skysports.com/football/news/…
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🟡🟢 | IT'S MATCHDAY! @WTFC1946 vs Runcorn Linnets Kaysey's men will travel to Wythenshawe to try and make it to the Qualifying Round of the @EmiratesFACup, where @alportfc await tonight's winner. If you couldn't make it on Saturday, below is the link to our match report to keep you all up-to-date, ahead of tonight's clash! Where there's a Will ... Saxon salvages second chance in FA Cup (runcornlinnetsfc.co.uk)
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🏅 You voted for @LBentyy as your Man of the Match for his performance against Wakefield on Sunday Receiving 73% of the votes 📊 A tireless shift from Benty! 👏 #COYV 🧪 #WeAreWidnes
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Watching the women's NRL & then this comes on Sky, @millsjim44 & T O'C @WidnesRL #SuperleagueSuperstars
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🔜 UP NEXT - @SheffieldEagles 💪 The Vikings take on Sheffield Eagles at the DCBL Stadium this Sunday, looking to get back to winning ways in the hunt for the playoffs! 🎫 Tickets 👉 widnesvikings.co.uk/tickets/ #COYV 🧪 #WeAreWidnes
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Biggest underachievers vs biggest overachievers. Let’s relegate the overachievers. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Fair play London 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
⏳𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋-𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄!! What a performance by the Broncos as they runaway with it in the second half to take the points. Leyland with two penalties and a drop goal to add to the scoring. MAGIC!! Tries: Rourke x2, Campagnolo, Leyland Conversions: Leyland 4/4 #WeAreLondon🏉
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👏 A massive thank you to all the Vikings fans who made the trip to Wakefield today! We couldn’t get the result for you but we go again next weekend against Sheffield! 🙌 #COYV 🧪 #WeAreWidnes | 📸 @rlpix
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Congratulations to @tomgilmore7 on passing 850 career points in his 100th game for @WidnesRL 👏👏
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🏉 ITS GAMEDAY! 🆚 @WTrinityRL 🏟️ DIY Kitchens Stadium 🕰️ 3pm Kick-Off 🏆 Championship R20 #COYV 🧪 #WeAreWidnes
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🟡🟢 | YOUR 2024/25 SQUAD YOUR TEAM, YOUR SQUAD, YOUR CLUB!
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We are really pleased to be able to share that all the children involved in last Monday’s awful incident in Southport who were under our care have now been safely discharged home from Alder Hey. Full statement: bit.ly/3SCPHTU
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To help @WidnesRL with new signings & player retention, visit our website: widnesvips.co.uk
📣 RYAN LANNON IS A VIKING ✍️ Widnes Vikings are delighted to announce the immediate signing of Ryan Lannon from @HalifaxPanthers on a deal that will run until the end of 2025! 🤍🖤 For more 👉 widnesvikings.co.uk/ryan-lan… #COYV 🧪 #WeAreWidnes
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In 2022 we started Widnes VIPS, following on from the great work @Vikings_QuidsIn had done for years In this time, 14 prize draw winners Given £30,000 to @WidnesRL from your kind donations Held a quiz night raising further funds. Thank you to everyone who’s joined us so far
To join, go to the website widnesvips.co.uk Click ‘join us’ and it will take you to the contribution page. Choose the amount which will take you to our payment provider GoCardless. Fill in your details. GoCardless will confirm the amount via email.
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🕰️ Last minute of the match. Game on the line. @johnstone46 with one of the best try-saving tackles you’re likely to see! 👏 #COYV 🧪 #WeAreWidnes
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