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MODS ARE AT LUNCH: I did @Jeopardy again, and Ken was so grateful that I posed for this
FEB. 15: Set your alarm, make a scene at the supermarket to raise awareness
Check your local times and channels
I will post many variations of this between now and then
Very cool to have @EnswellJones on ESPN today: Vozinha's special night, and all the magic that led him to that London Palladium red carpet, is a win for all of us
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.@espn's 3rd annual #NWSL Anonymous General Manager survey is here.
Unfiltered takes on the High Impact Player rule, calendar changes, travel, rule breaking, how much teams are spending on rosters, and more:
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liveblogging the 2026 Ballon d'Or ceremony here, for ESPN: espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/5…
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We are beyond thrilled to share the books chosen from the 2026 open call for proposals to join the 33 1/3 series!
We're all focused on MAN UNITED MESS today, but let's spend a little time talking about COMO ARE FUN too? @RobDawsonESPN went there to see what all the fuss is about: espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/5…
Champions League talking points! @Marcotti, @MarkOgden_, @beth_lindop and @stighefootball dissect MD3: espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/5…
Another good read from @MarkOgden_
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Feverishly trying to describe out loud irl some of the JAW DROPPING revelations in here and I sound like the unabomber grubstreet.com/article/choco…
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It won’t change scheduling anytime soon, it’s a slap in the face of half of FBS, we don’t have to get rid of CCGs (#FlexWeekLife), and this is the starkest proof yet that the sport’s leaders don’t care about us.
Otherwise, not bad.
Wrote about 24.
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I will only watch films IF I am watching them with a person who was trapped inside a whale
Michael Packard, 62, is perhaps the only person in recorded history who can weigh in with any real authority on the new film "Whalefall," in which Austin Abrams plays a scuba diver trying to do what Packard did in 2021: escape from inside a whale. cnn.it/3UnAcmJ
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Martinez speaks Manchester United’s inconvenient truth — the blame for the club’s decline is on the owners and execs who put profit before success espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/5…
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flat out the best goal I've ever seen, apologies to Scott McTominay, you're in second now
Thrilled to have Ash on our platform!!
*NEW*
In 2026, the tactical landscape of top-level football is decidedly different to what we've become accustomed to. For @ESPNFC, I explore how this has brought about new trends in each position across the pitch.
Link in the next tweet.
Hey! The Ballon d'Or is awarded later this month, so why not whittle the 30-player shortlist down to those with the strongest arguments, and then actually pick a winner? Take it away, @ESPN_BillC:
(His pick for women's prize runs later this week!) espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/5…
