Founder @flowrecoveryuk. Former soldier. Building recovery intelligence for endurance athletes.
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Boomers staring at my medals incredulously despite none of their own, they really think they fought a war for us 😅
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I know it’s a different myth but I like to think the flapping is the Stymphalian birds
The loud shattering noise when the shades drift forward and jump into a run after Odysseus yells “let’s go” is the kind of stuff you DESPISE seeing on your phone because the cinema experience was infinitely better.
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James Morrison Steward retweeted
Hi @Tesco just wondering how your iPhone 17 256gb was £799 for last few weeks and today is £899….. Is this really what Black Friday has become? Prices go UP just before the sales 👍🏼🫣@CMAgovUK @Ofcom
@ASA_UK @CitizensAdvice @WhichUK @TescoMobile
@MartinSLewis
James Morrison Steward retweeted
Uncle did the math on GTA 6. 🤓
(via marktilbury)
#GTA6 #GTAVI #GTA6Map #RockstarGames #GrandTheftAutoVI
James Morrison Steward retweeted
The way this guy analyzed Rockstar Mission Design needs to be studied… “open world but linear mission design with no real freedom”
I think there’s a point here and hopefully GTAVI brings a lot of changes when it comes to missions… any thoughts? 🤔
Objectively a hideous dress - in the UK, carnival teens wear this to cheap provincial night clubs with uv lighting and plastic glasses
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James Morrison Steward retweeted
On this day in 1812.
ALT A small figurine of Major-General Sir Isaac Brock sits on Prime Minister Carney's desk.
Imagine a European saying this 😅😅😅
Unpopular opinion; No one - literally not a soul - actually enjoys the taste of beer. Not a single human. Those who claim to enjoy beer, don’t actually. It’s really just a social ritual, a form of self deception… the impact of decades of stacked marketing to convince you that beer is anything but an alcohol delivery mechanism. You can enjoy getting sloshed. You can enjoy the social liberation that alcohol offers. You can enjoy the party. But don’t act like you actually like the taste of beer. You don’t. You might think you do. But you don’t. Because it tastes like it looks: bitter dehydrated piss, with bubbles. In the case of Guinness, like diarrhea, with bubbles. And you know it.
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So grateful my grandparents were greatest generation and my parents Gen X - missed this cancer completely
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James Morrison Steward retweeted
If today, Boomers came on here and said, "Y'all are right. We had all these advantages and fiddled the time away and pissed it all away and left y'all with a massive bag of sh!t. We can't fix what's been done. We f'd up massively and we suck and you deserve better. We're sorry. Let's work together to hang some politicians, burn it down and rebuild this country into something great again."
Everyone would be like, "F yeah. LFG Boomers!" Like the Last March of the Ents. Let's f some sh!t up! All would be forgiven and it would scare the everloving f out of the system. Boomers could turn it all around and go out like heroes.
Instead they just want to be left alone with their slot machines, their RV's and their Metamucil or whatever. There's no fire in them. No spark. They're not heroes. There were never heroes. They were always larpers. Pretending to be the 'Greatest Generation' which did all the cool stuff. They are weak of mind, weak of body and definitely weak of spirit.
No, Boomers can't even understand much less accept what they've done. Therefore we're going to have to fix it ourselves.
