"I can't /believe/ there's a whole day to CELEBRATE those freaks!" #NationalSuperheroDay
"THIS JUST IN, SPIDER-MAN'S GETTING A BIG-SHOT MOVIE ABOUT HIM! You know who should REALLY star in that movie!?"
+ ESPECIALLY the skin-tight suit wearing weirdos who everyone seems to respect /so much/! Really, people are just getting more and more +
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"Want to know something I liked when I was in San Francisco? Not hearing @JamesonBugle's ear shattering rants."
+ hopping from one crisis to another, and everyone's in an absolute PANIC! People need to settle down, and THINK for once in their lives, +
+ absolute LACK of human decency to insinuate that the /ENTIRE UNIVERSE/ is coming to some sort of giant collapse!? I say, NO! We're +
+ and there are more SPIDER-PEOPLE than GREY HAIRS IN MY MUSTACHE! With all this CHAOS going on, people have the gall, the NERVE, the +
+ is being widely criticized the country over for his recent business decisions, new costumed wannabes have been popping up fast as blazes,+
+ Channel, bringing you an... Admittedly delayed Bugle Tuesday! Now, a lot's been happening here in our fine city. Billionaire Tony Stark +
"This just in, lunatics EVERYWHERE are raving that the world's going to end! I say, POPPYCOCK! Hello, I'm J. Jonah Jameson of the Fact +
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Would our dear Spider have suspected this? Well, of course. At least, so thought Shocker in the midst of what seemed to be a mindless -







