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Joined February 2012
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Our counters stinkkk 😂😂😂😂
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No pen man. We gonna have to deal with scousers shouting all week
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GOOD DAY, MR PRESIDENT: NIGERIANS DESERVE ACCOUNTABILITY Good day, Mr President. I congratulate you on spending a night in one of Nigeria’s states outside Lagos and Abuja. I hope you enjoyed the warmth, hospitality, and delicious cuisine of Akwa Ibom, which I am sure is even better than those of the destinations where you have spent over 260 days outside Nigeria since coming into office. I sincerely hope this visit will inspire you to travel to the remaining 33 states of the federation, spend time with the people and, more importantly, explain what your administration has done with the ₦15.8 trillion saved from the removal of fuel subsidy, the over $100 billion you have borrowed, the increased revenues accruing to the government from taxing Nigerians, and the additional government revenues which your administration celebrated last year as having surpassed its target. Nigerians deserve to know how many that were pulled out of poverty within this period, how many out-of-school children were returned to school, and how many functional primary healthcare centres you have built. They also deserve to know how much electricity supply has improved, especially given your promise that if you do not fix power, Nigerians should not vote for you. They deserve an explanation of how you have secured the country, which still ranks among the most terrorised countries in the world. Mr President, Nigerians deserve answers. They deserve to know what has been done with the resources entrusted to your government. The New Nigeria we want to build will be based on accountability, transparency, and the physical, measurable impact of our public resources on the lives of citizens. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO
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Didirin association 😂
They look so ridiculous 🫩
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🚨 GOOD NEWS: A 15-year-old in Manchester who was the first in the UK to undergo gene-editing therapy for sickle cell has now finished treatment and lives free of the crises she’d had since birth
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They be so fucking mad too
Getting a gf on women that think they can breadcrumb you and save you for later >>>
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.@SaeedTV_ Plan B
🚨🚨| In France Ligue 3, Valenciennes fans played circus music during the match as their team once again fell behind at home, this time against Orléans. 😭
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Parents get so riled up when you use a word they aren't familiar with. "Dad, that's quite ludicrous" "Family ìyá ẹ Ludacris"
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Who’s paying for the wedding? 😭
Replying to @jussnanette
Might even get it on the house. Oh to be a man 😭😭😭
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Me hitting em with the TRUTH they don’t wanna hear
They callin u crazy but I’m yet to see a lie.
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They callin u crazy but I’m yet to see a lie.
Replying to @motivatedmikez
Wizzy jersey up in the rafters , but if Asake tells buddy to get up “ YES SIR “ 🫡
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You cannot become an expert by merely watching others succeed. At some point, you must dedicate time to learning and practising what you want to become good at.
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Koni dafun Awon toki mummy e ku ewu omo
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“6 Liverpool players waiting in the box for a cross” Rio Ngumoha:
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He also produced this banger
Masterkraft was on a generational production run yard back. Indomie Ukwu (Timaya) Nowo E Soke (CDQ) Away (Iyanya) Pangolo (Dj Xclusive) Jasi (Banky Yawa (Tekno)
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COYG!
The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.
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"When I eventually got to Chicago, I worked different jobs* 🌚 Cheeky boy. You never still tell us the job o.
When I first arrived in the United States as a young man, I drove a taxi to earn money for my education. I even had to postpone starting school for several months to save enough. When I eventually got to Chicago, I worked different jobs to support myself and pay my way through university. I know what it means to worry about tuition, accommodation and how to make ends meet while pursuing an education. Those experiences have stayed with me. I know what education made possible in my own life, and I believe every Nigerian child deserves that same opportunity, regardless of where they are born or what their parents can afford. This is one reason education remains a major priority of our Renewed Hope administration. Through NELFUND, we have provided over ₦372 billion in student loans for institutional fees and upkeep, helping young Nigerians remain in school and pursue their education. Our technical and vocational education programme has attracted over 2.8 million applications. We have rehabilitated 38 technical colleges, while students in federal and selected state technical colleges now benefit from free school fees, boarding, textbooks and uniforms. We have reached a new agreement with ASUU, providing for a 40% increase in academic staff remuneration and measures to improve stability in our universities. A four-year course must take four years. Our young people deserve to complete their education on time and get on with their lives. Promise made, Promise Kept In medical education, we are investing ₦110 billion in rehabilitating 24 medical schools. Annual nursing enrolment has increased from 28,000 to 115,000, while medical and dental enrolment has risen from 5,000 to 12,000. Nigeria needs more doctors, nurses and other healthcare professionals, and we must build the capacity to train them here at home. Over one million children who were previously out of school have been returned to learning. We are investing in teacher development, expanding educational opportunities for girls, and implementing a new national curriculum that restores Nigerian History to our classrooms. Our children must know where we have come from, understand the country they belong to, and be prepared to take responsibility for its future. I commend the Honourable Minister of Education, Dr Tunji Alausa @DrTunjiAlausa, the Minister of State, Professor Suwaiba Sa’id Ahmad @Suwaiba_Said, and the entire education team @NigEducation for their dedication to this important work. I am particularly pleased that the team has developed an interactive A–Z of the Nigeria Education Sector Renewal Initiative (NESRI), bringing together the reforms, programmes, achievements and opportunities across our education system. I invite every Nigerian to visit edu4pbat.ng and explore the A–Z of NESRI. If you are a parent, find out what opportunities are available for your children. If you are a student, explore the programmes you can benefit from. If you are a teacher, see what support is available. And if something is not working as it should in your community, I want to hear about it. Your feedback will help us identify problems and address them. Our journey from reform to opportunities and shared prosperity must begin with education. The circumstances of a child’s birth should never determine the limits of their ambition. Our responsibility is to give every Nigerian child a fair chance to fulfil their potential. We have more work to do, and I am determined to see it through. Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR President
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Look at the caption from sky sports 😂. Okay man
Replying to @HandofArsenal
Thank you because what is this mate where’s the reds here
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I never told anyone this At the 2 chainz concert for homecoming he yelled “ where my sexy ladies at” Me lit standing right near the stage not knowing what’s going on puts my hand up He then says “sit yo gay ass down” I went home and didn’t play his music for weeks
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