@JanCarlo

28 | 🇩🇴 🇪🇨 | don't be an asshole ☭

 the damn swamp
instagram.com/notjancarlo/
Joined May 2020
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me and the lads when i post a niche banger tweet:
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my brain is so cooked i’ll see an ad on ig and think it’s an obscure, ironic meme
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littlebear36@littlebear36_6h
Ok this is the clip
Poorly Aged Things
@PoorlyAgedStuff9h
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I don’t really “get” H3H3, probably because I’m too old. but there are things about the show I find great. I like that the husband is always nervously explaining a post he made, and the wife is just giving him absolutely NOTHING while wearing one of Pootie Tang’s outfits
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Joe Biden
@JoeBiden9 Aug 2012
RT if you’re on the left:
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hasanabi
@hasanthehun7h
hey ted you seen this ?
Ted Cruz
@tedcruzOct 22
Here is Abdul Al-Sayed’s buddy Hasan Piker calling for Black people to be lynched. WATCH and judge for yourself: xitter.cf/eyakoby/status/2100058…
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Kylie Cheung@kylietcheung8h
His entire pitch for republicans this cycle has been "i am attracted to every single one of these men but Ken Paxton "
Acyn
@Acyn8h
Trump on talking about ass: Maybe I should do that with Ken Paxton, but I'm not sure his body would qualify.
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Everyone on the left should pray he wins and that it establishes precedent because liberals and conservatives alike have been on a wild defamation campaign of anyone and everyone left of Hillary Clinton for a decade now
Bryan Wade
@stale20009h
Hasan Piker Sues Scott Jennings, Seeking at Least $72.5 Million Full court filings below.
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adri ♡
@socialistadri9h
Hasan Piker officially announced that he is suing Scott Jennings for 72 million dollars. It's about time: "This is not just about Scott Jennings, although he certainly messed up. This is about truth in the media. I don't think you should be able to get away with lying like this."
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nicole@cocteautweets10h
it's our eighth ever #totodiletuesday everybody totodile doesn't mind if u drink on a school night
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The al-Qassam Brigades:
חנן עמיאור Hanan Amiur 🇮🇱
@hananamiur18h
הערבים עשו לנו 7 באוקטובר פוליטי
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Stop sending yall grandparents down here
umichvoter
@umichvoterOct 24
The villages have started voting today
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first openly gay american president
FactPost
@factpostnews12h
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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@fbgcon13h
Americans describing a politician: Chris burger for Tennessee
Chris Burger 🇺🇸
@ChrisBurgerTNOct 27
Standing with @realDonaldTrump & @SecScottBessent
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Birthright for right wing failsons
The Spectator Index
@spectatorindex15h
BREAKING: Flavio Bolsonaro has reportedly fled Brazil and is on board a plane flying to the United States, according to Reuters report.
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this is the mall we are being occupied
Eyal Yakoby
@EYakobyOct 25
This is Texas. We are being occupied.
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EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP: Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
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When we're in 2076 and David Tennant AI is the Doctor for the ninth time
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"Do you worry [Abdul El-Sayed] is a bit too left wing to win in Michigan?" Michigan voter "At this point what do we have to worry about? Anything but what we have. We're on our way to hell so at this point socialist, socialise, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living"
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Jamila 🔔
@_iamjamilaOct 26
They said we getting a new press secretary chiii 😂😭🦄
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we live to see another day
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