
Not interested. Sometimes I'm funny. Armed and dangerous. I have an affection for tall dead guys. Dog defender. @JohnnyRiggs9 is buried in my backyard.
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January James-Riggs retweeted
Just finished putting my 25 foot tall Christopher Columbus lawn decoration on my front lawn
January James-Riggs retweeted
Why go to therapy when you can drink coffee and buy books as a little treat to fill the void inside.
January James-Riggs retweeted
Iโll play with your hair. Iโll tell you how smitten I am with you. Let me show you how easy you are to love.
January James-Riggs retweeted
If being in your pjโs by 8pm is wrongโฆ. Then I donโt want to be right.
January James-Riggs retweeted
Itโs my woodchipper and Iโll throw in some body parts if I want to.
January James-Riggs retweeted
Younger people might not know this, but before social media, we didn't have to listen to crazy people. At all.
January James-Riggs retweeted
The nice thing about AI is now I barely know what anyone is talking about and itโs easier to ignore them
January James-Riggs retweeted
I donโt want to sound dramatic, but I might have to challenge you to a duel.
January James-Riggs retweeted
Iโm probably going to die trying to pet something that doesnโt want to be pet.












