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Jared

@JaredTheSimp

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In 2019, a 31-year-old North Carolina man created and launched a new dating app, but there was a catch. He was the only guy on it. He banned all other men from joining.
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this is 2022.
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Ran out of money plenty of times but I ain't NEVER ran out of hustle💯
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The cool thing about writing for Disney channel is I got to write for every show. Here is one of my scripts I wrote for Hannah Montana in 2006 that didn’t get to air.
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DO NOT GO TO COLLEGE
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A “razor” is a rule of thumb that simplifies decision making. The most powerful razors I’ve found:
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Adults please open this
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happy one year anniversary of dignan to those who celebrate
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he's a 10 but he claps when the movie ends
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im finna start tweeting like im on victorious
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If you watch one thing today make it this
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If you find this, give it a minute
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life is really fucking boring without music in the background
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'I will do it tomorrow,' said Toad. 'Today I will take life easy.'
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Goddamn it
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enjoying one of the all time classic pleasures (lying on floor)
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You could be the most kind, loving, & talented human ever and still battle with depression anxiety and addiction. Nobody is perfect it takes courage to fight through it all especially while sharing it with the Wrld. Take what u know now and live everyday with a little more love🖤
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