Toast-powered chaotic lifeform cunningly disguised as an adult. Keeper of 1 Husband, 1 child, 2 cats, 1 tortoise. She/Her @Jarmara@mastodon.social
West Yorkshire, UK
Joined January 2009
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Sarah, sauntering vaguely downwards retweeted
Happy birthday Elvis Costello! He and the Attractions were on SNL in 1977–only a few lines into “Less than Zero,” the band plays their unapproved song “Radio, Radio” which criticizes censorship in corporate media. The group was banned from SNL for 12 years
Sarah, sauntering vaguely downwards retweeted
It’s that time of year when we salute Captain Studd.
Sarah, sauntering vaguely downwards retweeted
From the idiots that brought you 'Let's get sued by an olympic boxer' comes 'You can't be a proper woman if you... have tattoos?' Take this as a warning, being this chronically online allows the brain worms to turn your mind to mince.
Alex suffered so we don't have to, plus he has much better diction. Give it a listen.
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See, If I'd left Twitz I'd have missed this.
Is it the lawyer or the conman for you, y’all? Allow me to set the stage for Act 2 while you decide… #TheLawyerOrTheConman #NewVideo #parody #vote 💚🤠🎶🗳️
Sarah, sauntering vaguely downwards retweeted
What the Raygun memes have to do with Black history:
A thread
Land of the free...
Texas school bans all-black outfits, citing 'mental health' bbc.in/3WTI91f
It is international cat day but Shadow thinks I should be more respectful of his request not to be papped today.
Sarah, sauntering vaguely downwards retweeted
🎶I went to Greggs and the day turned nasty,
Five years in prison for a cornish pasty,
That's cos I. Nicked a pie.
Hurling bricks with all my chums,
I took one on the head and in the plums,
Thats why I. Am inside.
And we said
We want to live like Gammon People.....🎶
