Jason Scavone

The @ProphetX sandbox dropping quality Easter eggs, but I'm gonna need a Gilfoyle login, too.

Me on Saturdays Average Torontoan in fall 🤝 Furious about all this Leaf bullshit

"Welcome to Wild Card Weekend when the 12-5 Vikings, who haven't scored a touchdown since Week 5 host JJ McCarthy and the 6-11 Giants."

They still sound so nasty.

These were very cool to be a part of. Some really interesting people with great answers. But WAY too much MLB slander.

Art, but make it Cody Bellinger.

Case Keenum Wally Pipping Caleb Williams

We used to be a proper Vegas.

This is what we get for winning a title with Jeff Hostetler.

Stone Cold Lock Austin here makes some tremendous points. And I mean that in the original sense of the word.

Fun with predatory market making!

Got carded for NyQuil today. Didn't realize there was an epidemic of kids riding the Green Tiger out there.

I was hoping with the game in Australia Thursday Night Football would actually be entertaining, the way water down there spirals the wrong way down the drain.

Bad news, good news. The bad news is AI scheduled "Eradicate humanity" on its task list. The good news?

Aw, jeez Mabel it happened again. The dog got sucked into a Beastie Boys video. You know what to do. I'll get the bungee cords; you call Spike Jonze.

Travers mode: activated

Spent the entire redeye listening to some lady crinkling what I can only assume was her emotional support bag.

Running real bad on airline fuckery. The consolation prize ain't shabby, though.