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Joined December 2018
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The only thing I ask for the OoT remake, is that they keep the fuckass infinite dialogue loop for the button mashers when we first met Kaepora Gaebora
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Quasimodo being a monster in Hotel Transylvania feels like it misses the point tbh
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Like... yes???
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Something something nuanced conversation, but with no additional information, that's a pretty clear example of rape actually
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No... the slippery slope presented was to the legalization of pedophilia and bestiality. Polyamory is nothing like those; you're just trying to pull a moral outrage like you probably did about gay marriage
Every critic of gay marriage said this was the logical outcome; virtually every mainstream proponent of gay marriage assured us it would never happen. And here we are.
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Amongst the MANY problems with this answer: the claim that America was unclaimed land???
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Ok well first of all, the Jedi weren't running the government; they acted as advisors. Second, the "jobs" were all military and actively involved genocide. Third, you do understand that Han Solo was a drug smuggler working for the Mafia during the Empire's rule, right?
Nobody has made a convincing argument the Empire in Star Wars is actually bad. They run clean organized starships and create trillions of jobs across the galaxy. When the Jedi run the government - an unelected council that somehow has infinite money to build giant buildings and own fleets of starships - Coruscant still has a redlight district with drugs like death sticks. Either keep civilizational order by nuking rogue planets, or be slaves to sexless fake Jesus types who slice you with laser swords with impunity.
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This is nothing but Fascist apologia, and yet another example of how fascists will favour aesthetics and the appearance of a "clean and orderly society" over things that actually benefit people
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Sometimes, I pretend to not remember certain details or exact numbers so people don't think I'm weird
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By "sometimes", I mean "all the time"
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I remember watching Rocky for the first time and thinking "this is good, but VERY cliche", but then remembering that it's the movie that STARTED those cliches
one time i showed casablanca to a friend for the first time, and when it was over, he said it was good, but it was distracting how many cliches they used. โ€œi think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.โ€ lines like that. anyway this tweet reminds me of this
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This post is a bit late, but still x)
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Is... this bait? Because that's been Jason's sorry ever since the very first Friday the 13th back in 1980
๐Ÿคฃ I'm sorry... This is just retarded. Lets make Jason a victim! Wah! Poor Jason! ๐Ÿ˜ญ Theses ass hats that came up with this garbage are definitely DEI. Jason is a super human killing machine. He doesn't need a fuckin back story. All he needs is a machete. ๐Ÿ”ช
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"can I get" really isn't that bad. In Quebec, SO many boomers order by saying "tu vas m'donner" ("you're gonna give me") and that shit just pisses me off SO bad ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค
Why do them clowns in England hate when you say "can I get" in a restaurant? What the fuck else are we meant to say?
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I don't think you know what "leaked" means
Women used to cry when their nu*des got leaked. Now it's $4.99
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Where do you stand on the existence of flying pink unicorns that breathe love?
Atheist admits there is no evidence for Atheism and that Atheism is only based on blind faith
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Being made are of it twice doesn't mean it only happened twice, fyi
Iโ€™m going to let you in on a secret about rape that I learned while bouncing at 3 nightclubs concurrently for my entire undergrad. 500 nights at the club dealing with women and creeps have produced some insight. The first thing to understand is that 99% of date-rape cases are just patently false. Every weekend like clockwork a new tiny girl who hadnโ€™t eaten all day would confidently down 5 shots of tequila then claim she was drugged once word got around that she shit herself in a cab, or fell asleep in a dumpster. Iโ€™ve lost count of how many of them were perplexed to report that their drug tests came back clean the next morning. BUTโ€ฆ In my 500 nights of service, I witnessed it happen for real, bill cosby style, twice. And in 100% of those cases it was a black or an Indian guy. The first was a guy named Sohil who had actually openly made some suspect remarks to people I knew. Why was nothing done? Because the concept was so completely alien to the white guys around him that they simply didnโ€™t believe what they were hearing. It was exactly like the scene from American Psycho where he talks about a girls head on a stick as though itโ€™s the punchline to a joke, and his friends just exchange a weird look and carry on. Thatโ€™s how crazy the prospect of rape sounds to white guys, he might as well have said he had a head in his freezer. Ultimately, Sohil was caught trying to sneak into a drugged girlโ€™s bedroom window after her roommates had shuttled her home for the night. He was sentenced to 2 years in prison. There was no international outrage, no big news articles, nothing. Just a post on Facebook shared between the bar staff. The second was a black guy from Martinique. He was a charming niggardly character who hung around the bars every weekend bumming cigarettes or making a few bucks selling fake cocaine. He lived in someoneโ€™s walk-in closet for $300 a month. He had rumours circulating about his predation, but nobody had anything concrete until he was finally caught inappropriately touching an incapacitated girl and force feeding her drugs. He was quickly and brutally sentenced to a swift release and a mild scolding from a social worker. He had successfully argued to the judge that people would kill him if he were sent back to Martinique, and was therefore let off with not even a slap on the wrist. The funniest part of this whole ordeal is that we have reason to suspect that he was a refugee in the first place because he had raped the wrong guyโ€™s sister back home. You genuinely canโ€™t make this shit up. Word got around to the bars, but this was back in the day. We didnโ€™t have ID scanners, and hiring was a revolving door. Every Fortnite weโ€™d have a new roster of Dianabol enthusiasts standing at the entrance letting groups of bombshells skip the line. It was impossible to entirely keep people out. And so within 2 months it happened again. Exactly the same as last time. And the black guy hit the judge with the exact same excuse. Luckily the judge finally came to his senses, and sent him back to a third world shithole. He has lived in Paris France ever since. I tell these stories because Iโ€™m at my whits end with headlines like the one I see below. At this point weโ€™re so used to being gaslit that the omission of a description is as good as a 4K portrait. So Iโ€™ll do my small part to set record straight. It is never the white men.
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I've never once seen anyone's labia hanging out at the gym
Not sure if this is ragebait or you just really dont understand what is going on here. So allow me to Man-splain this to you. We have no issue with women wearing revealing workout clothing. In fact, god-bless you for it, without that, we would be staring at sweaty guys instead of your labia. The issue is, you want to go to the gym with your labia hanging out, then make a TikTok video all pissed that men are looking at your labia, then demand that man be canceled. So go to the gym, work out half naked and shut the fuck up when you get the male attention you clearly want. Hope this helps
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Andddd she probably doesn't want those people there in the first place
I don't even think she realizes that prob a lot of people at her show are "maga pieces of shit." ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ She doesn't understand that HALF the country voted for Trump...she is just wiped, mentally.
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It's very funny to me how hard the chuds are pretending that Hayley Williams is some unknown person "whoever she is" yeah man, a totally real thing people throw into their tweets when they don't know about someone
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I'm gonna have to ain't that it's because the place has meat substitutes, so asking which "meat" Subscribe wanted is an inaccurate question...
Why did we start calling "meat", "protein"...? Was asked what protein I wanted on my sandwich yesterday at shop in the city. Meat contains protein but contains other stuff too. Why can't we just call it "meat" anymore? Beef, lamb, chicken, pork etc. It's meat. Always has been.
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The autocorrects ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Oh great, now fucking PASTEURIZATION is an "evil Jewish conspiracy"?? Please please PLEASE seek help
Probably just a cohencidence
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Like yeah, obviously the pro raw milk crowd has massive crossover with the consistency thrusts, but REALLY??
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