Jason Lachter

Worth staying up for! #UFC257

#SellingSunset is about a pair of midget twins who own an estate agency, hire porn stars to work for them, and nobody ever sells a house

#LifeHack if you glue a dead fly to your palm you can slap people you don't like on the back of the head and then get them to thank you for it

5 days into the @JustEatUK debacle, and still no response. A fantastic example of how #CustomerExperience and #CustomerService should not be done. What was once a revolution of the food service industry is now nothing more than a corporate machine focused solely on branding

Clearly @JustEatUK have blown all their money on sponsorship and TV ads, and can't afford a proper customer care team/system. Still awaiting my web chat transcripts (as promised by two separate people) for an epic example of how NOT to do #CustomerService

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death... I remind myself that google maps is useless and I should always trust #waze