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Do ginger cats have souls?

I like to stand up after I poop and cut my turds in half with my mighty pee stream. I feel like a manly lumberjack.

It's not rape, its more of a snuggle struggle.

A MILF is a sexy 35 year old mother, if you are 20, your not a MILF, your just a bitch with a kid.

Have you ever thought you have eaten the chicken for dinner, that laid the eggs you ate for breakfast. #Twitterontheshitter

I wonder if zoloft could have prevented the Great Depression #twitterontheshitter

I am gonna start a "twitter on the shitter" series, its the random thoughts that hit me whilst taking a toosie

I crack up every time i see this picture.

People say don't work too hard, like thats a thing. I would never do more then the minimum, got to keep that bar set low