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jason

@JasonLareau

Non essential af.

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Joined August 2009
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It would be completely fucked/hilarious if all the execs at Facebook / Twitter took a massive short position in $DWAC and then announced they are letting him back on their platforms Zuckerberg feel free to slide me a stack if this works out for you
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Hackers really saw #DeleteFacebook trending on Twitter, and they took that literally 😂 #facebookisdown
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Gamers really skimping on those 9 volts #everyotherlobbyiswear #gamers #CallofDuty #gaming #ps5 #ps5stocks
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Can we just jump to the point where we willingly cull the unvaxed now??? I'm thru being ethical about this and wanna give them the authoritative and dystopian conspiratorial future they so crave. #CovidVaccine #GetVaccinatedNow
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@wsbmod19 Jul 2021
If Bezos doesn't say "It's Prime Time" before taking off to space, there's no reason why he should be going.
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God be with all the police, fire, and medical responders this evening. This is a tragedy beyond any feasible comprehension.
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This is the first evacuation of the White House by a sitting president during a hostile situation in 182 years, when James Madison abandoned the president's quarters in August 1814 during the War of 1812.
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“Heroes do NOT do that!”
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I have only one question for vaccine holdouts in sports, at this point: How badly do you want to play in the actual games? #ESPNDaily: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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WTF $AMC! THIS IS INSANE, CAN THE BIDEN ADMIN REALLY DO THIS?!
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$LVVV granted annual Medicinal Medium Outdoor Cultivation License by CalCannabis. Get in now as they are starting to grow! Let's go!
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When GQP says they don't want an independent commission to investigate 1/6 *at all* remind them of the most investigated event in American history - Benghazi. And state flat out: "You never cared about Benghazi. You used dead American heroes for politics. You're proving it now."
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Every couple of weeks I think: A bunch of us were going to die in car accidents in 2020 but didn’t because COVID kept us home. And then I can’t think about much else for awhile.
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Waking up with a headache, when you've been sober for the better part of the past year is some serious kind of bullshit.
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Someone said “Your life is yours, but your injecting hands are mine alone.” 💉 vm.tiktok.com/ZMeuRn94Q/
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If you see believe in Q & see me on TV and cringe at me speaking foreign languages, my goofy hat, being obsessed with fonts, even being overweight, whatever, good Please cringe. Think: there's no way a military intelligence officer would set up shop on this fat nerd's site. Yes.
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Want to see the true potential impact of ignoring social distancing? Through a partnership with @xmodesocial, we analyzed secondary locations of anonymized mobile devices that were active at a single Ft. Lauderdale beach during spring break. This is where they went across the US:
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Jeff Bezos really worth 200B and aint Batman or Ironman yet. That mf a bum
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