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patron of the arts and my dog Maggie Beans.

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Joined May 2021
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Last thing you see before you literally fucking die
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Send this to her and say me and you
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Couldn’t get tickets to see @Trooper_Salute but was able to have an outstanding 40th bday dinner at Shirube. Shimo-Kitazawa is def one of my favorite neighborhoods in Tokyo so far. What a city!
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What you eat after 30000 steps in Tokyo
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And I don't want the world to see me cause I don't think that they'd understand
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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Every time😂💧
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I’m not taking sides in Tuesday’s election. I only don’t want to see the Muslim Brotherhood ideology, franchised as CAIR in America, become mainstream and win seats at any level of government. I left the old world behind to escape backward Islamist thought. I don’t want to have to deal with it in my new homeland. Abdul is CAIR.
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Replying to @jbondwagon
you want an “upgrade” huh?
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Hochul says sees sanitation workers on her morning walks. "Just don't hit me with the trucks when I'm crossing the street," she strangely jokes to boos. A woman was fatally hit by a Department of Sanition garbage truck while crossing the street earlier this week
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Years of removing invasive pythons from the Everglades are paying off—native wildlife is finally bouncing back. Wait until you see who took over an old python den! #PythonCowboy #Everglades #Wildlife
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The women in New Orleans are fantastic. I’ve posted this type of comment before. Just held the door open for some woman and she said “thank you baby”. I always get that. “Baby”. “Honey”. “Sugar”. “Darlin’” “Sweetie”. Just a beautiful thing. Wonderful women in this great city
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Sir Patrick Stewart describes his first experience of a Hamburger in America. (You’ll read this in his voice)
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Wtf is this 😭
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Since my @60Minutes interview, family and friends have forwarded me a variety of posts speculating about my sexuality. Like Moussa Diawara, I have a wife and kids. But if anyone ever tries to deport me, I reserve the right to change my story!
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Replying to @adamcurry
I've dreaded this day... The last No Agenda episode ever. Thank you for the many years of laughs, wisdom, and media deconstruction. The void you leave behind in the lives of NA listeners will be indescribably large. NA will be truly missed 💔
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Austin Reaves: “No. Absolutamente no extrañé a Luka hoy. Ya me tiene cansado y vamos 5 juegos. El otro día me mandaba los highlights de sus 52 puntos y mis tiros errados. Lo odio.” Volvió mi duo tóxico💛
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My 4 y/o son just walked in, tears in his eyes, and asked, “Dada—why did big law firm Weil Gotshal dissolve?” And when I told him it’s because the Democrats’ woke socialist policies are already scaring M&A financiers, he started crying
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یه ویدئو ساختم که قطع به یقین ارزشش رو داشت انقدر پول برق برای دیتاسنتر و سرورای آمریکایی خرج بشه و اون همه آب براشون مصرف بشه.
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