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JasonSWoodrow

@JasonSWoodrow

Author, husband, human. Father to 3 kids I suspect have designs to slowly off me. Splitter of infinitives. Love hamburgers and Nutella, but not together.

 California
Joined August 2013
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Ro Khanna
@RoKhanna14 Jan 2024
Free advice to execs from this Silicon Valley Congressman: Nothing could be dumber than forcing Americans to pay for a streaming service to watch an NFL playoff game! Try actually innovating like Steve Jobs instead of squeezing a buck from these type of shenanigans.
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1980s in grade7 I said pvt corps must start work on pvt rockets. Kids chuckled; teacher pitied my naïveté, explained it “cld nvr happen.” (Said it at @ctyjohnshopkins & kids got excited.) @elonmusk @SpaceX
SpaceX (@SpaceX) profile pictureSpaceX
@SpaceX23 Nov 2022
Liftoff!
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My tweet vibe all day tomorrow: #elonmusk #itsbeenalongsixmonths #heresafreeboxtoclearoutyourdesk
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Just lots of “Wow!” here:
Hassan W. Bhatti (@hwbhatti) profile pictureHassan W. Bhatti
@hwbhatti8 Aug 2022
In 2009, a Stanford business professor: - Split her class into 14 teams - Gave each team $5 and 2 hours - Told them to get as much ROI as possible - Said they’d give a presentation after finishing Here’s how it went down + the foundational lesson you can learn from it: 🧵
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We can’t just smash two bad things together and claim that one impacts or causes or can fix the other. Bezos isn’t saying we shouldn’t evaluate corporate tax, he’s saying a corporate tax change isn’t the cure for inflation.
Jeff Bezos (@JeffBezos) profile pictureJeff Bezos
@JeffBezos14 May 2022
The newly created Disinformation Board should review this tweet, or maybe they need to form a new Non Sequitur Board instead. Raising corp taxes is fine to discuss. Taming inflation is critical to discuss. Mushing them together is just misdirection.
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Ann Coulter
@AnnCoulter13 May 2022
Until this baby formula crisis is resolved, I sure hope lactating men everywhere will step up to the plate.
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#TeamMusk, I think?
Ice Cube (@icecube) profile pictureIce Cube
@icecube25 Apr 2022
Free at last! @elonmusk take off my shadow ban homie...
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#TeamMusk, right?
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Donate to For the family of Fr. Stacey Richter, organized by John Maddex

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An important note from Matuskha Trudi and family: Where does one begin……  “Lord Jes… John Maddex needs your support for For the family of Fr. Stacey Richter

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Fundraiser by John Maddex : For the family of Fr. Stacey Richter gofundme.com/f/for-the-famil…
Donate to For the family of Fr. Stacey Richter, organized by John Maddex

Donate to For the family of Fr. Stacey Richter, organized by John Maddex

An important note from Matuskha Trudi and family: Where does one begin……  “Lord Jes… John Maddex needs your support for For the family of Fr. Stacey Richter

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Shameful. New magazine name: Get Outta My Town & Country @TandCmag teapawt.net/monicalewinsky/status/…
Monica Lewinsky (she/her) (@MonicaLewinsky) profile pictureMonica Lewinsky (she/her)
@MonicaLewinsky9 May 2018
dear world: please don't invite me to an event (esp one about social change) and --then after i've accepted-- uninvite me because bill clinton then decided to attend/was invited. it's 2018. emily post would def not approve. ✌🏼Me
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Sad 3 end of @ToysRUs. Though I stopped going yrs ago due to AWFUL return policy. Customers an afterthought
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Props to SKorea for good closing ceremony bits, but #Olympics2018 commentary is like cheesy parade announcing
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Tara Lapinsky and Johnny Weir talk like they're the Donald Trump and Kathy Griffin of #Olympics  announcing
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#ShaniDavis : "50% of the 8 votes plus 50% of the coin's sides were racist = 100% racism" Simple math people
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This is what a politician looks like who doesn't know he's being mocked teapawt.net/santiagoad53/status/95…
Miguel Santiago (@MSantiagoAD54) profile pictureMiguel Santiago@MSantiagoAD5431 Jan 2018
Nice write up in @FortuneMagazine! Hard to understand how @elonmusk has calculated this as a good business strategy, frankly. #AB1949 fortune.com/2018/01/31/elon-…

A California Lawmaker Wants to Ban Elon Musk’s Flamethrowers | Fortune

A move by a California assemblyman to ban flamethrowers comes as Elon Musk's The Boring Company nears sellout of the product.

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Waiting for @hqtrivia to start feels like thinking you've been stood up on a first date #HQTrivia
I guess I missed the new MLB rule that all batters must be allowed to hit a homer. #WorldSeries
There are many types of heroes, some even unlikely. Proud of @susanthesquark #Uber
. @radiojai Just started with Productive. Love it. Any way to backup data in case of crash/reinstall?
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