What kind of parents allow things to get to this point with their kid? This is an absolute disgrace on so many levels.

Hard to tell how the Lions feel about this off-sides...

The stories I have enjoyed the most, starting at the top with the greatest American novel ever written.

Will Smith slapped the shit out of that.

In mid-October of '88, Tommy Lasorda didn't ask Kirk Gibson if he wanted to start. Tommy told Kirk Gibson he was doing the team more harm than good by playing.

This was the second time Freddie squared up Sale tonight. This one left the yard, the other was robbed. Two very impressive at bats against against one of the best southpaw in the game.

Can you believe it's already October? -That person in your life who is always overly amazed at how fast time goes by.

"I can stop wearing knickers and start wearing pants. I can remove my designer sunglasses while indoors. Just say the word. I do these things to look different and cool, but if you think I just look like a giant douche while I expose all of your weaknesses, just let me know."

It's the time of week when Carrie Underwood does a Joan Jett cover song with cheesy, shoe-horned lyrics referring to the team matchups.

Gay was straight here.

After a week of hearing that they are the greatest offense in the history of the NFL, the Bears score zero touchdowns at home. The NFL in a nutshell.

It's been reported that this goal post has now missed her period...

It's the time of week when Carrie Underwood does a Joan Jett cover song with cheesy, shoe-horned lyrics referring to the team matchups.

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If I am Mark Walter, I am praying @PabloTorre is enticed with another story.