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@WellsFargo should have an app that alerts you when Wells Fargo illegally signs you up for an account.

I pee sitting down. And if anyone had a problem with that I will fight them, as long as we're both sitting down. #BestLife

My impression of what the US has done to #Venezuela over the years.

Isn't your pay check funded by socialism? If you hate it so much maybe resign?

This dope thinks asking someone to back their claim is "lazy".

Feels like the Bears should be up at least 10 right now, but are losing by 3 at HT. Bad play call on 3rd and 2 (14-13 bears at that point). Run the ball. If you get it. GREAT!!!!! If you don't they have to use a TO. I want to like Johnson, but I'm getting #NagyVibes #BearDown

Does Caleb Williams not like white people? B/c he will not throw it to his tight ends. Come on, man, take what they give you. #BearDown

#BlueMAGA or #RedMAGA

JESUS: Yes, being crucified hurt, but what hurt worse was knowing my dad wanted to kill me b/c his art project sucked.

I supposed if he can't fix 50 states then maybe one would be more his speed.

The "grab em by the pussy" people are offended.

Get out and vote! Even if you dislike both awful candidates!!!!! It is your duty.

#BearDown Glad they got the dub. But there's still some play calling issues with Ben Johnson. Should have never went for it up 20-14. Take the pts. Also late 1st half, run the ball. Go in up 20-0 with the other team getting the ball 1st to start the 2nd half.

Hunting, the only sport where one player has a gun and the other doesn't know it's playing a sport.

If only you would actually read it though and be Christ-like.

Damn, Charlie Kirk was only 32? Way too young to be filled with that much hate. Took me WAY longer.

Good Lord, they are still using the word "TERF" like we give a shit they call us TERFS? I don't think dudes are chicks. Get over it. (and why are all you "dudes" lesbians? Just be straight so your dads won't be embarrassed.)

LIBS: Even though inflation and genocide was already happening under Biden .....this is still YOUR fault for not voting for Harris!!!!

#Illini #OhioState Did they just miss a facemark too? (also TERRIBLE PLAY CALLING AGAIN)

#Illini #OhioState 3 MISSED PI's. Good FUCKING LORD. Ohio State could beat us by 30 WITHOUT the refs help. Make the damn calls!

#Illini coaching "'down 20-3 at halftime. We got them exactly where we want em!! No need to call a TO and try a Hail Mary just before half time." #OhioState #Football #college #Illinois all my favorite teams suck donkey dick