People out here trying to hack this account for my name. I got it early. and I will keep it. go away.
When the Dude Ranch money dries up
You guys won't believe it: Scott Raynor is now a police officer!!! 👮♂️🤯
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I think the perfect version of Twitter would be just an application where I can write stuff and I never know how many people see it or how many people DM me or how many people respond. It’s verbal exhibitionism through a police mirror.
It’s a shame that terrorist don’t get water boarded with liquid nacho cheese, because I feel like that would be a fast track to being American
It’s crazy to post something like “Tom Delonge will rejoin blink-182 this year” on my Twitter and I can leave for an hour and get nothing on my notifications. It’s like ... I don’t matter.
Jason Jenkins retweeted
I would really love to have an April when I *don't* think about this poem by @Deardarkness, but I live in Michigan, so here's my yearly admiration.
Jason Jenkins retweeted
So due to personal stuff, I crashed & burned with my #LentPoems, but here's a poem I'm thankful for by Gabrielle Carvocoressi (@rocketfantastic).
I feel this poem in my left ventricle when I read it. #PoetryMonth
Jason Jenkins retweeted
I've never heard anyone sing one of my songs before until @ThatKevinSmith did last night.
Only like 1000 monthly listeners and one of them is my favorite filmmaker holy shit














