Kenyan marathons are so lonely man. The lack of crowds huwa so noticeable especially if you’ve done one abroad
Jeffrey K 🍉 retweeted
“Anybody can build houses, Anyone can build roads. Dictators build roads and houses. But it takes a true Patriot to build a Nation”- Edwin Sifuna in Murang’a
Jeffrey K 🍉 retweeted
Anecdotal data from the expressway:
Despite cars maintaining high speeds of over 110kph, the road has reported about 5 accidents, and 3 of those involved matatus.
It shows that:
1. Clearly labelled and lit roads work
2. Roads that isolate pedestrians from the highway work
3. Roads that don't have bumps every 200meters work
4. Roads that enforce traffic laws work.
Hako kastretch wamezoea hivyo 🙂↔️🙂↔️
My international DJ policy is one event per year ama utaboeka. That being said rudisheni RBØR akiz 😮💨😭
Jeffrey K 🍉 retweeted
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
I love that women are rising up against this nonsense. Tukiongea tunaitwa homohabilis mara sijui what.
Jeffrey K 🍉 retweeted
Guys,the graduation square is a PROTECTED AREA...OSINT update inasema gown ziko trailed by unserviced Prados, sijapata Number plate vizuri, nmeona tu 611 Z, we must have them by 29th ndio watu wapick as they prepare for 6/11/26. The graduation square is a PROTECTED AREA 🫶




















