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Used to be a pretty big deal. Award winning host of The SomeGuyShow Podcast.

New Jersey, USA
Joined November 2010
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Daniel Penny is a hero. He stepped in to protect women and children from a violent madman with multiple felonies who was threatening to kill innocent bystanders. Free Daniel Penny.
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Jay Such retweeted
If you walk in on a girl giving birth in the bathroom at Applebees, don't judge her, you're also eating at Applebees.
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You should know about this case if you haven’t heard about it yet. Jillian Ludwig was an 18 year old musician here in Nashville attending Belmont University. She died a few days ago after getting hit in the head by a bullet fired by Shaquille Taylor who was out on the street corner shooting randomly at passing cars. Taylor is of course a career criminal with an extensive rap sheet. This past spring he was charged with aggravated assault when he shot into a vehicle with children inside. The charges were dismissed and Taylor was set free after the court deemed him mentally unfit for trial. They didn’t send him to a mental institution. They just let him go. Now Jillian Ludwig is dead. This is what “compassion” for these violent parasites gets you. It’s a trade off. Compassion for them means abject cruelty to innocent people like Jillian Ludwig. It means that Jillian Ludwig has to die so that we can be nice to a criminal scumbag who contributes absolutely nothing to society. Society would be a better place if Shaquille Taylor was not in it. It would be better place if Jillian Ludwig was still in it. But instead Ludwig is dead and Taylor is alive. This is what we do now. Time and time and time again. We trade the worst for the best. We sacrifice the lives of the people you want in your community for the sake of people that nobody wants anywhere near them.
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After a long battle of covid and everything else life threw at me, it is with great pleasure to announce the launch of dexterdogusa.com. Use coupon code LAUNCH20 for 20% off your entire order and free shipping over $100. Yeeeeeeewwww ☮️❤️🤙🏻
Really enjoying the update on Instagram and not knowing where anything is. Signed, No one
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"@JaySuch: Hey @realDonaldTrump. My 8 year old needs to do a book report on a bad person. We picked you." A great subject, should get an A.
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Things will be fine, eventually, in thousands of years, for rocks
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If I smelled movie theater popcorn right now I’d run through a wall to get to it.
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"Tell Her About It or Else" - Bully Joel
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Last year, if you'd told me in 2020 Kobe would die and Lysol would have to publicly warn people against the president's advice on drinking their products, I would have said there's no way Kobe is gonna die.
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LMAO I love the internet 😂🤣
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[Priest reciting prayers while saging our family room, husband walks in] Husband: Babe, what’s is this? Me: Our home improvement project Husband: A priest? Me: He’s prepping for you *hands him the exorcism brochure* H: For me??? Me: Babe, it’s time we make this a happy home
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Thank God airlines don't charge for emotional baggage.
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What if we stop putting doctors on TV whose biggest accomplishment is "knowing Oprah"
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A list of doctors I would take advice from instead of Dr. Oz 1. Dr. Dre 2. Dr. Claw 3. Dr. Phil 4. Dr. J 5. Dr. Pepper 6. Dr. Joseph Mengele 7. Dr. Evil 8. Michael Jackson’s Dr. 9. An old pair of Doc Martins 10. 3 def and blind children in a long lab coat
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Imagine being such a heartless ghoul that you think losing *ONLY 2-3%* of children to coronavirus deaths is an acceptable number to sacrifice at the altar of the economy. How much are YOUR kids worth, #DrOz? teapawt.net/i/status/1250810107694…
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1. Lots of folks have lost their jobs/gigs & can't wait weeks for a check, they need cash TODAY If you lost your job/gig, please reply with your @CashApp or @venmo, what you did for work and I will send some of you money. Hope others will read the replies and join me in giving
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Does a weighted blanket count as a friend
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If anyone is having a tough time dealing with all that’s happening in the world, please feel free to reach out to me. I’ll provide you with my mother’s phone number. She’ll talk the fuck out of your ear and leave you appreciating your current situation much better.
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How could I possibly feel alone with all these dishes
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