JayfromRiverside

Writers! Artists! Everyone! I'm putting together the first issue of a new magazine, "Hiraeth", coming out later this year! We're talking real print and ink here people. The first edition's theme will be:

Had a nightmare this week, but in it at one point I was making a Spotify playlist titled “nice wife ya got there bud” and it was just 200 Eric Clapton songs in a row.

FYI, she tucked herself in like this

Was “recognized” at an pop-up concert and convinced the performer I was a floating spirit that roamed the plains

Got sent a 2 hour video on “manifestation” and I swear every one of these self-help grifters sounds like these two as soon as they start recording

Awesome way to find out my hometown was considered a “threat to human health” until 2004

I’m a simple man: you put Brad Dourif in something, imma like it

X-Files is confirmation of the theory that hot women go for freaks that can pull off a suit and piss them off

The x-files has a winning formula: put the hottest, smartest women in a room full of freaks and just watch them get pissed until a monster shows up.

Best part of forgetting to eat most of the day is the ungodly amount of prosciutto you get to consume after you realize

Don’t know why, never looked up a Nissan Pathfinder, but on name alone I feel like the universe is trying to tell me something