Northern Irish software engineer and writer. He/Him. No plane can stop me from falling for you.

Northern Ireland
Joined October 2015
An underrated benefit of having four arms is getting to hit mean ass sassy poses like this
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Pluribus is excellent especially when it comes to this dude cause I know there are people like him in real life and that makes me outrageously angry
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Jaygeepd retweeted
you met me at a very Go To Da Movies time in my life
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[IMMEDIATELY BEFORE ARRIVING A GLOBAL SUMMIT WHERE I KNOW THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE WAITING TO SEE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY] "yeah, it's crazy, my doctor said I'm medically required to wear some sick-ass 1970's Harrison Ford-style aviators."
“Having a place like Europe, which sometimes is too slow, for sure, and needs to be reformed, for sure, but which is predictable, loyal, and where you know that the rule of the game is the rule of law, is a good place” Macron, WEF 2026 🇫🇷🇪🇺
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Raging, writing a Letterboxd entry just to see that @Darren_Mooney used the quote I wanted to use to open it like a month ago
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#ProBowlVote Nahshon Wright #ProBowlVote Kevin Byard #ProBowlVote Joe Thuney #ProBowlVote Drew Dalman #ProBowlVote Jonah Jackson #ProBowlVote Darnell Wright #ProBowlVote Ozzy Trapilo #ProBowlVote Caleb Williams #ProBowlVote Kyle Monangai #ProBowlVote D’Andre Swift
Double voting for the 2026 Pro Bowl Games is underway! Post #ProBowlVote and the player’s first and last name to submit your votes. Posts and reposts = 2️⃣ votes
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#ProBowlVote  counts DOUBLE today Caleb Williams D’Andre Swift Rome Odunze Luther Burden Colston Loveland Joe Thuney Drew Dalman Jonah Jackson Darnell Wright
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Chicago Pope uses hometown mob tactics to convert believers, circa 2025.
First Pope in history to hold a baseball bat inside an airplane
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League-leader in INTs: @KevinByard League-leader in takeaways: @nahwrig RT to #ProBowlVote them both ‼️

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Absolutely wild to see friends posting pictures of @JasonKelce playing golf in my tiny home village
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Showing the O-Line some love 🫶 RT for the chance to win a helmet signed by our offensive line
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“If Bears fans get their hopes up again, another heartbreak could kill them” Bears fans:
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Who’s watching the Pope Draft?!?
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Jaygeepd retweeted
of course there's literally tons, but this is mine
show me THE QUOTE from your fandom
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The suffering ends
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Alright that trick play should completely remove Thomas Brown from the league lmao Like hang it up
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