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“I will never change for a woman” my brother in Christ, Vegeta the prince of Sayans went from genocidal maniac to attentive father for a bad bitch
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Hey MAGAs, the offer still stands, if you pay me $2000 now I will give you my $5000 Trump check when it arrives. You can't beat that deal
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BREAKING: Gable Steveson has retired from professional MMA. He has decided to go back to school and get his masters. He will be attending Cornell and has chosen to pledge Chi Phi.
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The absolute audacity of jobs asking for a "cover letter" in 2026. What do you want me to say? "Ever since I was a little boy, I dreamed of synergizing B2B sales pipelines for a mid-size logistics firm"? I want HEALTH INSURANCE.
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After months of calling out Trump corruption, Hunter Biden is launching his own shitcoin called LAPTOP.
Do not buy it.
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Not enough credit being given to Jonah Hill’s BJJ instructor.
To be able to convince Jonah Hill he could beat up another man after a 10 pack of tumbling classes is incredible skill
Jonah Hill says jiu jitsu has him ready to “annihilate” anyone who still sees him as the fat guy from Superbad
“I love Brazilian jiu jitsu, except my body is begging me not to love it. My wife is often like, ‘You’re not going to become a professional fighter. You know that, right? You’re a comedian’”
“If we got into it, I would f*ck you up. I would f*ck all three of you up”
“My favorite thing is people are like, ‘Oh, Jonah Hill, f*cking fat guy from Superbad.’ And I’m like, ‘I would f*cking annihilate you, dude. I’m not kidding you. Try it. If you see me, try it, dude. Bring it. Who’s got it?’”




























