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Gaff Tape Dispenser/Printer Tech.

Joined November 2011
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Thought about this new workout where you get excited listening to music and then
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I would just be thinking about places to park on the ceiling for a moment to flex before I pass out.
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How do data centers safeguard from AI built to use AI resources? An infinitely curious entity I would imagine.
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What’s it like to walk around the time capsule of Manhattan’s last and SOON-to-be-CLOSED hobby shop? Check out The Red Caboose on 45th before it’s gone!
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First wish from the AI genie is Waffle House Buffet.
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Wait for it... Still can't believe I got to witness this amazing moment
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This plane means no thing. It’s a training ground.
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The key is if you can sell a dream. Nobody knows how anything works anymore. You slap your card toward a device, it takes away a certain amount you have wired for. It’s agreed upon. Anyone with expendable funds is not disputing a thing. 1’s and 0’s. Find that spot. #future #money
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Bad Bunny is a lineman. Traditional blue collar work. American values. What’s the difference if you can’t understand your boss from TN?
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Just did some yoga to help me go to bed. I used to get myself tied up in a seatbelt with no escape playing Pokémon on a GBA with a worm light on a 23 hour road trip with zero issues. Right now I want a new skeleton. #Nintendo
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Happy Holidays everyone! Retweet and reply with 🎁 for a chance to win a winter surprise! [US ONLY]
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Whoever made this video....THANK YOU!
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Frog walked into the house. It was dark. All the shutters were closed. 'Toad, where are you?' called Frog. 'Go away,' said the voice from a corner of the room.
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2-0 #OUDNA
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When I'm at Chipotle, l always wait until after the employee puts the first scoop of chicken on my burrito to ask for double chicken, so the size of the first scoop isn't compromised by the knowledge I'm getting a second scoop and now the employee has shown their hand in terms of their default scoop size, so they can't skimp with my second scoop.
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The only time I’ve done 50 going down Lindsey Street 😂
Do you remember where you were on #MyXAnniversary I was on a trailer… @TheGreat_Nate
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“Willpower is trying hard not to do something you really want to do,” said Frog. “You mean like trying hard not to eat all these cookies?” asked Toad. “Right,” said Frog.
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Dear Toad, I am glad that you are my best friend. Your best friend, Frog.
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New day with new possibilities.
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So detail oriented you missed.
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