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Jeff Not Geoff

@JeffPars

judge me on my tweets. not my parenting

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Joined June 2009
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Only retweeting this so I can pin it
goyoneta prime (@gorymeraz) profile picturegoyoneta prime
@gorymerazJan 12
Replying to @mannysdeli
The only weather that matters is, wether you want it more.
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemes8h
Patrick Mahomes the first dude in NFL history to use a voodoo doll on the sideline to heal himself by transferring his injury to another player
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Sam Monson
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So that's why he moved to the booth
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The firing squad is here for Harrison Butker!
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Kurtis Seaboldt 🎤
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Grandpa grew up with Hitler. Dad grew up with Hussein. We are growing up with Jack Cochrane #chiefs
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Of effing course
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W.E.B. DaBoi
@Tyre_94Nov 7
Basketball shorts under your jeans everywhere you go
𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) profile picture𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉
@AbakpaJobNov 6
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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Price Carter
@priceacarterNov 7
Everyone on November 10th: I hope my team makes a trade. Me on November 10th: I hope everyone remembers that 29 souls were lost in the gales of November.
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Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlogNov 4
What do regular Americans worry about in the first five minutes after they wake up in the morning? They worry about their kids. Their bills. How they’ll afford to pay the mortgage and fill the tank. They don’t worry about Iran or renovating the White House or any of the numerous other things Trump spent the last year rambling about. Republicans did not speak to the issues that directly and immediately impact regular Americans. They did not present a compelling plan to deal with those issues. That’s why they’re getting crushed. And they deserve it.
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Chris
@chiefs_outsiderNov 4
I voted 38 times today without my ID my name is Harrison Butker and I work for the Kansas City Chiefs.
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (@ICEgov) profile pictureU.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
@ICEgovNov 3
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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Ted Nguyen
@FB_FilmAnalysisNov 3
If KC is in on Josh Downs, sweeten up the package for a Schrader and Butker swap?
Ted Nguyen (@FB_FilmAnalysis) profile pictureTed Nguyen
@FB_FilmAnalysisNov 3
With all of these contending teams with kicker issues, what could the Colts get for Spencer Schrader, who was perfect before last week? lol
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Joe McBob@MrJoeMcBobNov 1
You all should be madder at Kingsley Suamataia for being the only player on the 53 man roster who can't seem to follow team rules during away games.
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Fucking pathetic
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Ryan
@rydudebroNov 1
Christmas decorations are not allowed until November 11. The Edmund Fitzgerald gets the next 10 days.
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Nothing more accurate than this. 😂😂
Luke (@lukeboat) profile pictureLuke@lukeboatNov 1
Waiting 5 minutes for the green to clear.
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Nosebleed Gambling
@GamblingNBSNov 1
"I don't think I'm gonna drink this weekend"
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Jim Retarbaugh
@QsamaBJohnstonOct 28
Aaron Hernandez in heaven realizing he’d be on the Chiefs rn if he didn’t kill himself
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Adam Jaksa@AdamJaksaOct 28
1991 WS: • Jack Buck “we’ll see you tomorrow night” 2002 WS • Joe Buck “we’ll see you tomorrow night” 2004 ALCS • Joe Buck “we’ll see you later tonight” 2011 WS • Joe Buck “we will see you tomorrow night” 2026 WS • Joe Davis “we’ll see you later tonight” Beautiful.
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Barry
@BarryOnHereOct 28
The Chiefs are finally getting Patrick Mahomes some receiver help by signing former 1st round pick Rae Carruth.
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