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Joined June 2010
Indicted Cleveland Guardians pitcher Emmanuel Clase is accused of throwing suspect pitches to benefit bettors in at least 48 games over two years, significantly more than was initially revealed by federal prosecutors, according to a court document filed Thursday.
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Hey @RoverDotCom. Is it standard practice for your sitters to arrive 4 hours late and sleep in a client’s bed because they arrived late?
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For those who happen to see this, don’t use Rover unless you want to come home with Fireball bottles in your trash, your bed slept in, a bone dry water bowl, and a barely changed litter box. This service is garbage.
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She also drank a few canned sodas & went through my liquor cabinet. So violated.
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Just puttin’ this out there
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There was this magical restaurant in Cleveland Park with one of the most talented chefs in DC. Thing is, he was only known for his burger and chicken. 🤷‍♂️
Caption this (Things that no longer exist in DC)
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My lord, if it weren’t for baseball Twitter I’d jump ship off this platform so damned fast. Any of you baseball writers or extensions thereof who follow me on any other platforms?
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Foxtrot Dupont is being cleared of thousands of pounds of perishable food thanks to the landlord and @FoodRescueDC, who's donating everything to those in need. axios.com/local/washington-d…
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I’ve seen this movie, & it does not end well
NEW - Throwflame unveils the "Thermonator" — the first-ever flame-throwing quadruped robot dog.
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“I can’t wait to sit outside on warm summer nights” *7,000 mosquitos liked your post*
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A big thank you to Ozzie recognizing why I am who I am.
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I’m not sure what’s worse…all the pitcher injuries in MLB or the fanboy reaction to a certain pitcher being signed who is a clubhouse cancer, beyond his prime, and simply a PR nightmare.
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BREAKING: The Oakland A's have unveiled their long-awaited City Connect jersey!!! The design is mostly green to symbolize the color of money, with gold accents to symbolize even more money. For the main logo, the team really wanted to create something to send a clear message to the city of Oakland and its fans to thank them for their decades of support and loyalty.
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Imagine trading Mookie.
Per Kevin Pulsifer of ESPN Stats and Info, Mookie Betts has more home runs so far this season (four) than missed swings (3). Small sample size, sure, but also a slice of how good Mookie is in 2024.
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Wait…people still watch the Oscars?
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Me waiting for football season to finally end
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7 HOURS OF COMMERCIAL-FILLED FOOTBALL START NOW ! #ChampionshipSunday
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There truly isn’t justice in the journalism world when SI is being shuttered and the cesspool which is this website continues to exist.
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