Jeffary Joseph

I self-published my YA sci-fi novel today!! I know it might not be a big deal, but I worked really hard on it for 2+ years & there are times I felt like divorcing it but stayed faithful. Lol I'd appreciate any of you checking it out. Thanks a lot. amazon.com/dp/B07MHG24W4

#WorstThingToDoAfterSex Ask what their name is 🙃

The army fought for decades, gathering #scars along the way, but never gave up "We've won!" One soldier cheered after killing the last enemy The other scanned the battlefield where their brethren lay "Won what?" "I... don't know. I can't remember why we were fighting" #vss365

Are there any grammar books out there you guys recommend? I'm pretty good with grammar, but I do struggle with commas,,,, See?

Hey, can I bother any of you copyeditors in the #WritingCommunity? I'm halfway through school for that & wanted to pick one of your brains. S'jl vous plait? French class is paying off =D

You killed me. Shattered me into a millions pieces. With one #embrace. But destiny's played a cruel trick. We can never be together. Because I'm vegan. And you're not. #vss365

Someone blocked my mom's car in at the ATM at 6 a.m. today & approached her, but she was able to run back to her car & reverse to escape, thankfully. People, do not go to the bank early morning or late alone, whether you're male or female. Pumping gas, too.

She'd had enough! Working at a #bistro didn't mean customers could be rude, especially this brat. "You're a rude shit, you know that? Your parents must be proud" She growled. "Sorry." His eyes teared up. "It's been 3 years since they died, but I still get lost at times" #vss365

At last, it was time to propose. He didn't want her to be suspicious, so they met in a #bistro. But she beat him there. "Hi, babe! You have to try the cupcakes!" She waved from the table. "You ate the cupcake?! Your 10k ring was in it!" "No wonder it was so good." #vss365

#SixWordHorrorStory Wife: My mom is coming over

#SixWordHorrorStory I think we're out of food. 😱

Am I the only one who's never watched a Harry Potter movie? I know that's blasphemous in the #writingcommunity with all the hugglepuffs & slitherers I see in your guy's bios

Got another dad joke for you wonderful people. Why was the broom late for work? Because it over-swept.

How about a dad joke to lighten everyone's day? What state has the smallest drinks? Mini-soda. Oh boy, maybe this wasn't a good idea

When's the last time you said 'I love you' to someone?

#MySummerBodyIn3Words Sack of potatoes

I want to give a #FF shout-out to every single person in the #WritingCommunity You guys are crazy supportive & always there, like that stalker ex hiding in the bushes outside your house. Keep it up, guys! Seriously love you all.

"Mom, what's love like?" Amy asked "Hm, like being struck by a #bolt of lighting." "Really?" Her eyes sparkled. "Comfortably farting around each other." "W-What?" "Or being able to tell that person 'don't touch my damn fries!' That's real love." #vss365

Their marriage had been lighting #bolts & hellfire for years, but it was over. "Be right back with the forms" The divorce lawyer left the room; he still couldn't believe they were going through with it this time He returned to find the two naked on the table "Again?!" #vss365