Space Monkey

FedEx guy... "I have a delivery for the aquarium" Staff... "What is it?" FedEx guy..."I think it's ink" Staff..."who for??" FedEx guy...."I dont know, maybe the octopus's!! " Staff ... "I'll go get the animal handler" FedEx guy..." Hahaha seriously ??😂🤣" #fedex

I wonder if theyve had the baby yet Would be nice to know just out of interest if I have a new 1st cousin boy or girl, and all doing well ... 🤣😜😁#cousin #ex #fukdup #betteroffwithout #hilarious #usedtobefriends #usedtobefamily

Does anyone still use Twitter?? #twitter #doesanyonestillusetwitter #fad #no #

I've used an app on tiktok which animated any photo. I put one of my late wife. Her eyes blinked and she smiled, now I can't stop crying lol . Rest in peace Mandy , much love xxx

I never really know how to answer the "relationship status" question. I qualify for all the selections .. Divorced, yes Widowed, well yes because we got back together again Separated , yes a few times Single , I prefer to say I'm on my own and a available. It's complicated..

Can't post in Facebook as I'm banned. But this is a life changing memory. 6 years ago I finished bus driving and became a TNT man 👌

Britians got talent ... American. Professional singer .. golden buzzer .. ???? #bgt #american #proffessional #singer #wtf – at Exmouth, England

Why is there always hundreds of little tiny bags in the covid home test kit ??? Does anybody want my un used ones ?? – at Exmouth, England

Out out ....

I wonder if anyone noticed at my OLD workplace, I put my name down on the overtime request list ...🤣🤣👍👍💪😁. #workplace #oldjob #stagecoach #laugh #overtime #

I delivered a box of lawn grass seed to a house today. The reciever opened the window and said "I got covid". I told him it's ok as I got him some weed. He said "oh mate can you smell it ?? " ..err just a bit , 🤣

Happy New Year to you all. Wish you all the best for 2022 ... 🎉

I am not crying at strictly .... Well, I am actually ,😁👀🤪🙃😭 #strictly #rose #bbc #deafcommunity

Hey #Facebook #Faggotandchips .. I don't find this at all offensive. And to allow so much filth and offensive material on your platform, you ban me because you find this word so full of hatred. You cause so many problems in the world #faggot #fedexguys #love #facebookban

Hey 😁 so I'm on a Facebook group called Shitcunts Anonymous,. I I used the word f.a.g.g.o.t. which I believe is a fried type of fish. I'm now banned for 3 days for using that "f" word, Even though the group is called Shitcunts Anonymous 🤣👀🤠😎🤣🙃👍👍

When youre delivering to M&S and you cough up a massive greenie into your mouth, but you can't discreetly spit it out because the store manager is at the back of the lorry waiting and chatting , so you have to swallow it ... #yuk #eew #fedexguys #fedex #TNT #lorry #delivery #