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Joined July 2012
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Give me Alaska and an AOC presidential run announcement woke 3.0 it's time
Half of my timeline is people saying they'll post thirst traps for blue states, the other half is the posting of said thirst traps
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Thank god twitter likes are private
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There's like three days out the year where something turns twitter from the kill yourself die app™ to infinite platinum loot
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Half of my timeline is people saying they'll post thirst traps for blue states, the other half is the posting of said thirst traps
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Boys your options starting tomorrow are blue hair or bleached hair I recommend the blonde
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My personal politics story is that my grandmother blocked me on Facebook during Trump's first term since I would correct her all the time. Happy midterms
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too easy. don’t say it. don’t say it. too easy. low hanging fruit. gauche. ableist. beneath me. don’t say it
THE PATRIOT NEXT TO ME WAS COACHING HIS ADULT DOWNS SON THROUGH HIS STRAIGHT R BALLOT WAGTFKY
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Senate results: Under 50 - killing myself 51 - fetterman is ruining our lives 52 - we ball 53 - getting drunk is an understatement 54+ - hopital
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Hot people do the thing
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i'm a single issue voter. i'm single and it's an issue
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I forgot to take any pictures of my Halloween costume but I looked hot you all just have to take my word for it
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"você é sexualmente ativa?" nem socialmente ativa eu tô sendo
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every distance is walkable if you’ve lost your will to live
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Being single is so awesome bc I can do whatever I want (nothing) go see whomever I want (no one) and go out whenever I want (never)
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Happy Halloween
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rt if u like burgers and making out
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Haven't posted a thirst trap in so long my friends think I'm dead but I'm fat rn so you can have a bicep pic instead
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inshallah we will find the hoes
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Yeah please fuck us
fuck introverts
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