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📚Reads & Writes adult humour/parody books

Derbyshire
Joined May 2009
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So lucky to have witnessed such beauty! #Éclipse
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Dear @Apple just because my phone is on silent DOES NOT mean that I want my alarm to be silent. Wtf???????
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I want that 11 minutes back pls #WorldCupFinal
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Can @FIFAWorldCup never do this again? You’ve turned the final into a trashy money making show. It’s shite #WorldCupFinal
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What in the Super Bowl Saturday night fever 10 shots for a fiver is this?! #WorldCupFinal
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France may as well not be on the pitch #FRAENG
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Why the commentators acting like this isn’t the final? It’s just a shitty charity match tomorrow. This is the final 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #FRAENG
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The fact that Argentina have had no yellows yet is diabolical #ENGARG
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I really hope that England wipe the floor with them. They’re the dirtiest players I’ve seen in this World Cup #ENGARG
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Don’t forget the best friends!
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Us Brits don’t care about slurs, we call each other ‘cunt’ as a term of endearment. But you could call us quarter finalists 👀🤷🏻‍♀️
Fuck it, We need a slur for English people
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This match is INTENSE! #MEXENG
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Well worth setting my alarm for 2am! Jude bloody Bellingham!! #MEXENG
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Pickford when the other team has a shot at goal #PANENG
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Imagine spending thousands of your hard earned cash to go to the US and support your country in the World Cup.. and then witness this shite performance #PANENG
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This team is absolutely dire. Theres more energy in a funeral procession #PANENG
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Do they still need a hydration break when it’s pissing it down? #PANENG
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