Twitter is dumb. I post nonsense on Instagram, go there. Peace.

Toronto
Joined February 2013
A bunch of kids were gruesomely murdered at camp? Send the police station janitor! #gutsforlaughs
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Those capture the flag kids are getting attacked by the leftover murder bees #gutsforlaughs
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This week @JenSakato and @LizWorthXO go Back To Degrassi with me! New Podcast ep is out!!! tinyurl.com/ny2s4dj
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Replying to @LizWorthTarot
“@LizWorthXO: Fun times today doing a #Degrassi podcast with @JenSakato!" Thanks @timfmmcdonald! We had fun!
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Teaser is shot! @thischristophe is editing! Thanks to actors @danielwoodrow @JenSakato @JackiePirico @patrickhaye & more for helping:)
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Yo @ezypantskire check your band's fb msgs :)
I feel the same way about Breaking Bad as I do about a professional pitcher pitching a perfect game. I have never personally seen either.
Does anyone else take on a fucked up accent when speaking English with a québécois? #accidentalracist #sorryquebec
Giant cat or tiny chair? We'll never know. #itsatinychair
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I like how the Bounty knockoff looks like "Bland Bar" at first glance #dollarstorechoco
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@FMaritoL @hotbeansvegan yeah dude, don't eat lunch that day. Their burritos are baby-sized. By which I mean, the size of an actual infant
My entire apt building is full of singles in their 30s but no one's bangin' anyone. #melroseplace #moving
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This in my apt's trash bin right now. I'll stick to littering on the ground from now on #weirddayfortrash
"getting a divorce & then staying together to fuck the system" ~ my buddy's plans for his 1yr anniversary with his wife
Found an empty bag of chips in the ladies room garbage can at work. Who's eating junk food on the toilet?? and why aren't we friends yet.
Mac and cheese burrito at @hotbeansvegan knocked my ankle socks off. Thanks dudes.
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Congrats to @TorontoVeg for a crazy turn out today at the 29th annual veg food fair!
My mom just said "#CNN " instead of #CNE. Oh, #immigrantmoms
At what age do cute Portuguese construction workers turn into the rest of the creeps at the sports bar? #NãoThanks
I keep thinking this is David Cross, after he got his eyebrows threaded.