jenn welch

Step 1: BURN SHIT DOWN Step 2: RISE LIKE A PHOENIX FROM THE MOTHERFUCKIN ASHES Step 3: CANDY

oh hi i have one wk of unemployment left after being let go from my last gig in February & the job market is abysmal. pls keep me in mind if you need a copywriter / content creator. i’m also available for website work - squarespace / wordpress jennwelch.com

nyc taxi dash cam footage

if ever there was a time for a writer to “show not tell” it’s stewy kissing boys on molly #Succession

if the succession series finale isn’t 85% theme song i’m not watching it

i’ve entered that phase of the job search where i can’t stop watching mad max fury road

S U C C E S S I O N

suddenly i’m transported back to my childhood bedroom, a little girl, overtired, falling asleep to guns n’ roses on her local classic rock radio station - a Proustian reverie triggered by the wails of this goddamn feral cat colony outside getting it on outside my bedroom window

in my #Oscars 2023 head canon every award they gave to all quiet on the western front was actually given to babylon

how do you not include the lead actress from one of your best picture nominees in the in memoriam montage… #Oscars

petition to let this guy host the #Oscars

there’s literally no reason for hold music to still be this bad

hey @TMobile maybe *don’t* enforce caps on mobile hotspots for your customers whose home wifi gateways you bricked three days ago?? signed, a customer who’s still waiting on that replacement gateway you were overnighting when she reported her issue Thursday morning…

okay @blkgirllostkeys is THE BEST and you should definitely sign up for this if you’re a person w/ #ADHD who needs a lil coaching in your life

mcsalad-shaker-related content has 18.2M views on tiktok…

okay hitting the dang goal post should be an automatic win #SuperBowl

announcer: “defense is going low, offense is going high” my friend charles: it’s the @MichelleObama play #SuperBowl

an all-female flyover after national anthem AND a menopause awareness commercial between the coin toss and the kickoff???????? #SuperBowl

it recently occurred to me that the seed for the fifty-shades-craze amongst 30-something women in the early 2010s was likely planted when madonna’s dick-tracy-inspired “hanky panky” became a go-to song for tween tap groups at dance competitions in the early 1990s