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People have no idea what they’re talking about and do it anyway Lakers/Rams/Dodgers

San Diego, CA
Joined December 2011
Jayson Tatum wanted to be like Kobe Bryant, but his dad pushed him to watch film of Paul Pierce instead. lakersnation.com/celtics-roo…
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Dude really trolled and Luka proceeded to drop a 50 piece
a wise man once said all you have to do is wait
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BREAKING: The Los Angeles Lakers have announced plans to build a statue honoring Nico Harrison.
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Donovan Mitchell gets engaged = washed Justin Herbert gets engaged = washed Luka Doncic gets divorced = becomes Moses #Noticing
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Theiro got 4 boards and 2 assists in 7 minutes
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Gavin Newsom commuted these death sentences: Is this what you all want?
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Because I started Lawrence, he is doing nothing
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Expecting old white men watching a game to know how to properly pass a call is insane
Fan gets kicked out for passing ball to ref??
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Now we’re 1-7 💔😭
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Replying to @SleeperNFL
Taking the one where I don’t immediately die
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A. Spam A
I want to test your football morals AS A FAN. A). Guaranteed Super Bowl win, but you never score an offensive TD all season, and never top 13 points in a game B). You get the #1 offense, #10 defense, and whatever happens happen WhIich season would you rather WATCH?
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Walker kessler enters the 4th quarter putting up prime Mark Madsen numbers
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Oh my god when Colin sexton is in the game it’s so bizarre having a competent point guard 😂😂 I havn’t know that feeling since like Derrick fisher
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Ziaire Williams is a bucket how tf we get him for free
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Sabonis and Luka fighting over who has the gumpiest looking haircut
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Lavine is not a good player
Detroit is missing a real No. 2 for Cade. A trade for LaVine could do wonders for them.
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Luka rare brick layer session so far
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Aye mane 😭
Best 2PT Defensive FG% In The 2026-27 NBA Regular Season (Min. 30 2PT DFGA): 1. Luka Doncic — 21.9% 2. Miles Bridges — 23.3% 3. LeBron James — 30.3% 4. Donovan Clingan — 36.7% 4. Ronald Holland II — 36.7% 6. Victor Wembanyama — 38.3% 7. Ausar Thompson — 38.7% 8. Quenton Jackson — 40.0% 9. Kel'el Ware — 40.5% 10. Michael Porter Jr. — 41.0%
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New team, same Giannis 🔥 @Kalshi
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