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I'm Jeremy Custard. I make splosh films.

London, England
Joined May 2017
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I’M A @MesstivalUK WINNER!!!! Thanks to everyone who voted for me 😀😀 And massive thanks also to some of the awesome stars who make my silly ideas come to life. @xAraneaex @LittleMissIvyy @PennyBanksWAM @LalayLottie @HoneySaccharine @Fox02Summer @MadameVanquish @satinespark
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Ever wondered what it's like to be front row for the messiest date imaginable? Join @IvyRainUK in an immersive POV experience as custard, cream, syrup, and more transform a playful tease into a gloriously messy spectacle. Teasing smiles. Sticky chaos. umd.net/download_info/splosh…
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It's Quiztank! @AprilPaisleyLB is in the Gungetank, hoping to get out. @MissJasmineBx is outside, not wanting in. To get out, April needs to answer enough general knowledge questions to strip Jasmine. 80 litres of gunge hang overhead should she fail. umd.net/download_info/quizta…
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Top answers win fantastic prizes… And somehow those prizes always end up on (or in) someone’s outfit. It's Guess the Thingy with @aloraluxmodel and @MissTamsinRiley Time for some messy chaos. See why staying clean is impossible: umd.net/download_info/guess-…
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It's Quiztank! @quinn18079 is in the Gungetank… and she’s never been gunged before. @IvyRainUK is hoping to change that. But there’s a twist… Ivy could end up in the tank instead. 80 litres of gunge hang overhead, with trivia deciding who gets messy. umd.net/download_info/quizta…
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In the Quiztank hot seat this week we have @Scarlot_WAM The only way to avoid getting slimed is a strip trivia game-and if she nails it then @faeriewillow_ is the one who’ll be drenched instead! Who’s getting naked? Who’s getting gunged? Find out here: umd.net/download_info/quizta…
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Chaos, prizes, and a very messy debut… @IvyRainUK returns to Guess the Thingy, joined by @LolaElleXo stepping into her first ever messy scene. Get it right and you control the chaos. Get it wrong… you wear it. Watch it unfold: umd.net/download_info/guess-…
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Essie signs up as the magician’s assistant… just a simple trick, right? With a snap, @IrishEssie is in the gungetank. Another, and slime pours. The tricks and slime keep coming, and it only gets worse for her… and better for you. Watch it unfold: umd.net/download_info/the-ma…
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You sent us ideas, and we turned them into messy reality @aloraluxmodel takes the hot-seat in Episode 5 of "Sloppy Viewer Suggestions" 15 viewer-submitted forfeits picked at random, one brave participant, and a lot of gooey chaos! See what you created: umd.net/download_info/sloppy…
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Take on sploshing superstar @IvyRainUK in an all-gunge, messy 1 on 1. Swimsuit themed, so grab one to play along. It’s a simple game of higher or lower… and if your card is lower, you’re pouring that gunge. Simple rules. Real stakes. Play now: umd.net/download_info/splosh…
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Somewhere along the line, swimsuit becomes swimsoup… @xAraneaex just shrugs and keeps pouring. For science, obviously. Filling her one-piece with can after can of soup just to see how much it can really take. Get yours: umd.net/download_info/swimso…
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In the Quiztank hot seat this week is @faeriewillow_ The only way to avoid getting slimed is a strip trivia game-and if she nails it then @Scarlot_WAM is the one who’ll be drenched instead! Who’s getting naked? Who’s getting gunged? Find out here: umd.net/download_info/quizta…
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The leftover game: messy, ridiculous, a bit disgusting… and usually a fair fight. Not today. Today it’s @IvyRainUK vs a packet of fake garden ivy (thanks Jeremy) One of them is ending up buried in sloppy leftovers. We’ll let you guess who wins. Link: umd.net/download_info/sloppy…
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Feeling lucky? You’ll need more than that when @epiphany666cb is calling the shots! Lucky Numbers is a gloriously gooey gamble you can play right from your tub at home. And, with Epiphany in charge, the odds are stacked deliciously against you. Play now: umd.net/download_info/splosh…
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It's time for Ping Pong Pandemonium! @sabrinajadex & @marxist_bambi face off in a slippery arena armed with ping pong balls, spandex, and buckets of gooey gunge. Miss a shot and get soaked — lose three rounds, lose a layer of clothing! Total chaos here: umd.net/download_info/strip-…
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Top answers win prizes… And somehow those prizes always end up on someone’s outfit. Welcome to Guess the Thingy with @quinn18079 and @IvyRainUK. See why staying clean is impossible: umd.net/download_info/guess-…
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Sexy. Slimy. Mesmerising. A wetlook tease turns gloriously messy as @aloraluxmodel steps into the gunge tank for a seductive stripshow that builds with every splash. See every messy moment. Here: umd.net/download_info/gunget…
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Sixteen boxes. One real prize. Every other choice? Total messy mayhem. @AprilPaisleyLB and @MissJasmineBx take turns in the hot seat for Jeremy’s all-new Mystery Boxes. See just how messy it gets here: umd.net/download_info/jeremy…
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Custard. Cake. Cream. Chaos. Location: your bathtub. Join in for a one-on-one sploshing session at home with the playful, pudding-loving @faeriewillow_ guiding you through every gloriously messy moment. Download here: umd.net/download_info/splosh…
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A soupy script… and a squirrel hand puppet!? Trying to perfect her recipe, @IvyRainUK follows a mystical trail into the woods and meets Nutmeg, an overexcited squirrel puppet. His “ritual” to make perfect soup? Ivy pouring it over herself, of course! umd.net/download_info/souper…
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A simple magic trick turns into something far messier than planned. One snap sends @epiphany666cb into our gunge tank; another drenches her in green slime. As things escalate and clothes start vanishing, it all gets very messy—and very embarrassing Link: umd.net/download_info/the-ma…
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