the one thing in life you can always count on is your fingers
Swaffham, England
Joined November 2011
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Congrats to whoever made that terrible decision and has lost @CostaCoffee loads of revenue this Christmas…
hey @SnackSurpriseUK where is my July box?? I’ve contacted you twice via the website about this but had zero resply. I know it’s not been sent as I haven’t had tracking info and my account still shows it as processing. We’re a week into August…please let me know what’s going on!
Bought my cat a new collar today. Also bought a pack of extra bells, as he can walk with the standard one bell without making any noise. Put all three extra bells on, put it on him. He went out. Literally came in half hour later with no collar 🤬🤬
Replaced the screen protector on my phone today as the last one was pretty cracked and broken, and I honestly feel like I’ve just got a brand new phone 😂
So with all these tv shows being pulled, and people making public apologies, Mel Brooks seems to have come out of it all relatively unscathed... 🤔😂
SUPER ESSENTIAL TRAVEL!! Blood donation centres are still operating, and donations are very much needed. Please make an appointment to donate if you can 🙏🏻💉🩸 #BloodDonation #nhs #savealifegiveblood
Posted a pic on insta and instantly got a message request from a guy I didn’t know saying “I’m gonna use your pic”. Nothing else. Creepy af. Use it for what exactly?! Safe to say I reported that shit straight away. Still pretty weirded out though...
Nichole Van Haaren retweeted
HOW TO SLAY A DRAGON
1 Find a dragon
2 Put paper near it
3 Wait til the dragon steps on it
4 Slide a glass on top
5 Flip it upside down
6 Realise that's for spiders
7 The dragon is very cross
8 Throw garlic at it
9 Wait that's for vampires
10 Well this is a pickle
#StGeorgesDay
Put jeans on today for the first time in just under a month. Not a fan. Might just live in pyjamas or jodhpurs from now on, even once this is all over...
I am both slightly hungover and still a bit drunk at the same time and it’s an interesting place to be...
The only problem I’m having with Disney+ is that, with the huge amount of choice, I’m really struggling to pick what I want to watch 🙈