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Jeremy Schaftel

@JeremySchaftel

Comedian in New York/Jew from Baltimore. @BroadwayVideo, @cicgcshow, @LateNightSeth https://teapawt.net/t.co/t4kGIi69zP

 New York City
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Joined February 2013
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What the hell is “consumer confidence”? How are they measuring everyone’s confidence? “A shopper at Trader Joe’s didn’t break eye contact with a cashier…Call CNBC!…add it to the index”
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Never hated someone so much who was this funny.
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the zoom in is brutal
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“Who could’ve predicted this?” Said one recently fired correspondents dinner mentalist
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Like most american high school proms, an active shooter at nerd prom literally changed nothing #correspondentsdinner
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Congratulations to whoever made $200,000 on Kalshi delaying the correspondents dinner
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How long will it take trump to blame Biden for the correspondents dinner evac? 5…6 minutes?
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Some public bathrooms make me feel like I need to do a reddit ‘ask me anything’ before returning back to society
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I can’t believe #Banksy and I were in the same bowling league in 1998
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Why do all the fast food CEOs eat like they were homeschooled? #McDonalds #burgerking
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After doing stand-up, I’m convinced microphones do more to amplify mental illness than the sound of my voice
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Hopefully Trump got all the WMDs…I mean “Nuclear Facilities”
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Something tells me there’s an easier way to kill an 86 year old #Iran #Khamenei
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I was at the BAFTA’s. After John Davidson shouted the N word, there was a deafening silence. The room was at a standstill. What now? Then, Teyana Taylor stands up, clears her throat, and yells out the N word. I’m in shock. Seconds later, Paul Mescal rises in solidarity, and…
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A tear rolls down John Davidson’s face. He can’t believe the support he’s receiving from the titans of showbusiness. By the end of the broadcast, everyone at the BAFTA’s had said the N Word and it was hollywood’s most unifying display of compassion since the 2020’s imagine video.
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Later, at the afterparty, i’m shmoozing with the BAFTA producers. I ask them if they’ll actually televise 20 minutes of celebrities screaming the N word. Not only did they assure me it would be left in, it would be the highlight of their careers.
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The olympics should call skeleton bobsledding, the marital sex simulator cause all you’re really doing is laying there and hoping for the best
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New york fashion week is the toyotathon sales event of drug addicts with good teeth
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The long-awaited Part 2 of my visit to @chillertheatre! Interviews with fabulous celebrities of yestercentury, including Edward Furlong, "Francis" and more! Plus more gratuitous pooping on autograph nerds. Watch and see why I haven't been invited back! youtu.be/BcRi5itj-CM?si=wnB0…
Triumph at Chiller Theater Autograph Show - Part 2 (Finally!)

Triumph at Chiller Theater Autograph Show - Part 2 (Finally!)

The long-awaited Part 2 of Triumph's visit to Chiller Theater Expo ...

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