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Jeremy Mortimer

@Jeremymortimer

Take no shit. Do no harm.

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Joined September 2010
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We needed to tell his followers that Jeremy died on 8th October after a short illness. We are crushed by our loss. Details of the funeral and so on are below.
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Martin Booth@beardedjourno5 Oct 2021
‘In spite of it all, life is beautiful’. Positivity first thing on a Tuesday morning courtesy of @idlesband.
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@BBCNews14 Sep 2021
“There are a group of people who’ve got strange beliefs… and they make their own choices” But people who try to discourage others from taking life-saving vaccines “should be ashamed," Prof Chris Whitty says Latest: bbc.in/3tEqr1C
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Mockeree@mockeree14 Sep 2021
“The Irritating Genital Man”, Berthold Woltze, 1874
The famous 'Irritating Gentleman' painting, with a boorish Penis Morgan leering smugly behind seated Emma Raducanu

ALT The famous 'Irritating Gentleman' painting, with a boorish Penis Morgan leering smugly behind seated Emma Raducanu

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.@petepaphides could you help my failing memory out please? My son went to a Beabadoobee gig last night & bought a t-shirt. I'm sure there's 90's band this references visually, but I can't quite get it & if I don't remember every time he wears it, I'll be off again. Any ideas?
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There's a part of me thinks this wag on a forum may well be right.
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Recent flashpoints. Covid, Brexit, Statues, taking a knee, the environment. But it'll be the end of the English cricket season that really finishes you off. #ENGvIND #bbccricket
George Dobell (@GeorgeDobell1) profile pictureGeorge Dobell@GeorgeDobell110 Sep 2021
If you’re about to leave home to travel to Manchester Test… don’t. More to follow. But I don’t think we get play today. It appears a group of players is uncomfortable with continuing in light of Covid outbreak.
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Deer Shed Festival@DeerShed3 Sep 2021
The brilliant @SELFESTEEM___ at Deer Shed 10 in 2019! Having heard three amazing tracks from it already, we're incredibly excited to hear Rebecca's highly-anticipated second album 'Prioritise Pleasure' in full when it arrives next month via @FictionRecords 📸: @simongodley
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Life imitating art? I'm sure Gove is morphing into @MartinRowson's caricature of him.
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HENRY MORRIS (@mrhenrymorris) profile pictureHENRY MORRIS@mrhenrymorris2 Sep 2021
***EXCLUSIVE*** Michael Gove on mates, mandy and Marr.
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Like shooting fish at the bottom of the empty, and extremely well scraped bottom of one Tim Martin's Wetherspoons beer barrels. theguardian.com/business/202…

Wetherspoon’s short on some beers as Brexit affects deliveries

Pub chain confirms shortages of Carling and Coors, with one notice blaming ‘lack of lorry drivers and strike action’

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Oh dear... everything you ever needed to know about Grimes, summarised & confirmed in one handy tweet.
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Rory Burn's is gearing up for his night job in a Bon Jovi tribute band. @tmsproducer @norcrosscricket @alisonmitchell #ENGvIND
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10% of the way there after 2 balls 🎉 #ENGvIND
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My first attempt at #DrawTonyBlairsLegacy -probably the last too. The less I dwell on this mob & what's going on in the Middle East right now the better. @MartinRowson
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with all due respect, if you're unable to be creative without saying slurs and misgendering people, maybe you're... not that creative
The Free Speech Union (@SpeechUnion) profile pictureThe Free Speech Union
@SpeechUnion23 Aug 2021
"From the point of creativity, if you have to keep thinking which words you can use and which you can’t, then that will stifle creativity" @JohnCleese 👏👏👏 express.co.uk/celebrity-news…
John Cleese hits out at 'absurd' political correctness

John Cleese hits out at 'absurd' political correctness

JOHN CLEESE has hit out at "woke jokes" as he's set to explore cancel culture in his latest television venture.

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Yikes! @SELFESTEEM___ theguardian.com/music/2021/a…
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These two tweets have appeared in my timeline alongside each other and they feel like they belong together somehow. @petepaphides @MartinRowson
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I can't imagine why the BBC management have told @lewis_goodall to delete this tweet about an article in The Mail & @jessbrammar .
Chris (@ManMythChris) profile pictureChris@ManMythChris22 Aug 2021
Replying to @lewis_goodall
Shame as the tweet was spot on.
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More of @AlexHartley93 on @bbctms please. Proper enthusiasm for and knowledge of the game. Fantastic.
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