@toddglasscomedy I don’t do tattoos but it’s fine since I don’t live in L.A.
GOP: The evil Ice Queen can not be beat by our fool because of her cheating spells
DM: The fool has bested the Ice Queen
GOP: Shit!
#GOPDnD
DM: The rebels have won, you're now leader of the empire
GOP: Claim underdog & rebel against empire
DM: You're the Empire
GOP: Do it
#GOPDnD
DM: The town crier announces that your party's thief has been caught robbing the shops.
GOP: Use spell of silence on town crier. #GOPDnD
GOP: If I am the party leader I will use my secret plans to lead the quest to defeat the Drow in 31 days!
54 days later...
#GOPDnD
P1: All is on fire! make me party leader and I rescue you! DM: You are now leader, do you put out fire? P1: What fire? False news. #GOPdnd
GOP: I cast spell of healing over village. DM: I roll for effectiveness and it 's a 1. GOP: I withdrew the spell before you rolled #GOPdnd
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PROTIP: Unless you’re interviewing Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs, it’s not really appropriate to ask “Who are you wearing?”
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What’s an @! Hahah, lovin’ the brilliant @bmw ad. Regardless of what’s under the hood, RT and you could win a BMW i3 xitter.cf/cards/16ac…
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Air slowly going out of Patriots' ballon. But that's just how they like it. #SuperBowlXLIX
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This is probably the only time you'll ever see anything resembling a Raiders Jersey at the Super Bowl. #SuperBowlXLIX
I wonder if football players laugh knowingly to themselves each day they put on their #69 jersey.









