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I do it for the love of the game #friar

Joined February 2025
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Moving from my bed to the couch to continue doomscrolling
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My train conductor looked like Baron Harkonnen today #DuneEnjoyer
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I hate when a girl flexes me dming her on instagram, like bitch you're talking to claude code.
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All these whores were naked for Halloween 3 days ago. Today they think they are political figures.
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I rather hit a parlay then have sex
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Gameday.
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Going to sleep… one time Goedert 🙏
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We move.. Kenneth Walker & Jonah Coleman. You know the drill #chalk
Heat check: James cook, Mike gesicki, and Trevor Lawrence (anytime, 1st, 2+)
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Heat check: James cook, Mike gesicki, and Trevor Lawrence (anytime, 1st, 2+)
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LANORRIS SELLERS IS LAUNCHING A LATE HEISMAN CAMPAIGN IN NORMAN 🏆🔥 19/24, 301 YDS, 3 TDS, 2 INT, 96 RUSH YDS, 2 RUSH TDS VS OKLAHOMA
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Top 5 days of my entire life #KeyserLockz
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If I hear this Gemini ai slop ad one more time I’m blowing my shit off smooth
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telling my homeboy we’ve gotta leave the halloween party asap because i’ve just put all of the forks in the microwave
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just get Halloween over with bro
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Gotta be a top-two most miraculous comeback in Christian history
Christian Watson pulls back up to the game in an ambulance and runs right onto the field #Footballguy
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She found my height boosters after I cracked and is now accusing me of rape
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When you’re having a little too much fun on the live casino and now you’re working for free this week
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Kraft/Coker ATD parlay
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