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I’m on a lightning bolt of cosmic self expression.

Nashville
Joined April 2008
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? Before it was a shell of it's former self? Before it was run in to the ground by a thin skinned, ego-maniac named @elonmusk? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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One of my favorite bits from #Candlenights was @Teylormoonstore and their dad’s drink bit. Gonna try the smoked orange peel for my next old fashioned!
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All it took for George Shinn to get an honorary doctorate from @LipscombBisons was having a positive attitude. Also that fat wallet that god blessed him with. #staypositive #predator #butjesustho
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Walker has a history with stumbling over words. I’m reminded of my favorite BaD Radio bit from The Little Ticket @dfwticket theunticket.com/bad-radio-pa…
Walker: This erection is about the people
It’s less of a party in the Snack Zone than I anticipated.
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My 40s are not what I thought they would be, but I am loving them. There have been hard times, but one thing I have learned is this: Fill your life with people who inspire you to DO things. Take adventures. Make things (art, music, bake etc). People who see you and are for you.
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I’m sticking around for the time being until a better solution comes along. Mastodon isn’t it. Also might just log out and take up baking. I’ll probably just take up baking either way.
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Watching this place turn in on itself is wild. I genuinely feel for the Twitter folks who were laid off in such a cowardly manner and I also feel for the folks still there. That’s not a healthy work environment.
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Huntington friends, please get out there and vote!
We need to make sure that our LGBTQ+ West Virginians have the opportunity to live fulfilling, authentic lives without discrimination. That's something I'm very passionate about. We must get out there and vote. #mcelroyforwv
Just saw a woman carrying a laptop bag with a bottle of Mountain Dew in the water bottle holder anyway I’m home in West Virginia
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I love the Beastie Boys bc they drop a name like they’re a celeb but it’s just a friend who did some funny shit: At the bowling alley whicha homegirl Anna Dropping mad licks like Carlos Santana A gutterball QUEEN causing a SCENE And my boy Derek Wexley SMOKED A BANANA
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I have no SEC allegiance but it was super cool to watch that game winner sitting at a bar in downtown Nashville.
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Replying to @whothewhatnow
@whothewhatnow good job singing the anthem at the rangers game. you really hit those notes.
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Update: Perry Ferrell is old, weird, drunk and ranting about Kanye.
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Perry Ferrell is old and weird.
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Landslide is Sweet Caroline for sad fucks.
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The replies to this were about what I expected from Linux folks. From “intel sucks” to making fun of Linus’ weight. Seriously, y’all need to do better.
Open-source pioneer and Linux creator @Linus_Torvalds got the first Intel Innovation Award from @PGelsinger today at Intel Innovation 2022. Let’s build the future together in a thriving open-source ecosystem. 🌎💻🔮