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JerryThomas

@JerryThomas

without form and void

 Alexandria, VA
Joined March 2008
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There’s so much free speech around here I can barely stand it.
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The Shake Shack Is a little old place Where we can Get diabetes
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i miss sharknado
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Those who are insisting that Chuck Norris is dead had better check his tomb in three days.
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Can we get to the Ozymandias part please?
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Fun Fact: You could fit the entire population of Greenland into Camp Randall Stadium and still have 20,000 empty seats.
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I’ve just been invited to a Gatsby party. They want me to be the body floating in the pool.
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Happy Abstinence Day, to all those who celibate.
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I’ve always liked the way the word “saliva” just rolls off your tongue.
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The best thing we can do to honor Charlie Kirk's legacy is to fight for tougher gun control laws.
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I was bitten by a radioactive shrimp and now my superpower is being delicious in cocktail sauce.
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ARE YOU NOT INFOTAINED?
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Next St. Patrick's Day in Chicago is going to be lit.
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FUN FACT: The future is always worse.
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RIP
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If Jesus Christ ever actually attended a National Prayer Breakfast he’d start flipping over the tables.
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I don't like the sound of these here boncentration bamps.
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I keep thinking about David Lynch in the bardo, hanging with Bob Uecker and swapping stories about Frank Booth and Mr. Belvedere.
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Fun Fact: No movie directed by David Lynch has ever won an Oscar in any category.
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I would never buy a Tesla. I heard they could blow up if you fill them with explosives.
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