Libby just muttered “why would anyone move to this city?” as we are in the midst of moving in to said city
Jess retweeted
The term girlfriend implies the existence of a girlfoe. This is a service I am willing to provide.
Libby just confessed that she became interested in Johns Hopkins because of the movie The Prince and Me with Julia Stiles 🙄
do you ever wonder what it would be like to just quit your job, sell all your belongings, and move to an island?
apparently there’s a risk of getting splinters in your ass if you slide on a wooden bench. 10/10 would not recommend
Jess retweeted
President-elect Joe Biden and his wife, Jill Biden, have two German shepherds, Major and Champ.
His election victory marks a return of dogs to the White House. trib.al/ws2gKt4
Jess retweeted
It wouldn't be #Halloween at Koddi without our annual costume contest. 🎃 Happy Halloween from our team!
#lifeatkoddi
three years ago today I watched a man fly around a bar in Costa Rica from his back piercings & I still can’t stop thinking about it
Jess retweeted
i feel chaotic today. so i am off to look for trouble. if i cannot find it. i will create it
Libby is arguing with me about how we don’t spend enough time together & is now wanting to take a bath together 🙄








