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"Temptation crept over him like a warm wind, and his imagination turned to fire." F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise
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Humans give little gold humans out to other humans who pretend to be other humans the best
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I need to escape this meeting and float away in a hot air balloon while eating cinnamon rolls. Where's that on your fancy pyramid, Maslow?
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Women need to band together and change the message about post-birth weight loss expectations. IT TAKES A YEAR (or more)! AND THAT'S OKAY!
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“First they called it ‘trickle-down.’ Then ‘supply side.’ Now it's ‘Romney-Ryan.’ Either way, their theory has been tested. It failed.”
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Prince Harry's antics blamed on product of broken home, family living off taxpayers, growing up on estates & time spent in institutions.
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OMIGOD BABY PLATYPI!! How cute ^____^ RT @33andme: MM why do cute adorable baby aquatic creatures remind me of you?
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I don't want a memory foam mattress. I want a mattress that quickly forgets everything.
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Good-bye, Richard Dawson. You wore vests like a villain, fucked Diana Dors, & handled Midwesterners with aplomb. A life well lived.
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If you ever find yourself eating a naked guy's face on a busy overpass, make a mental note to fire your life coach.
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Being a parent means enthusiastically clapping for a lot of mediocre stuff. It's like being a Coldplay fan.
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President Obama says same-sex couples should have the right to marry. Details now on CNN TV and here: on.cnn.com/Je5t0I
